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I made some gravy last nicht, reduced turkey residue, spot of cornflower and a decent glass of red vino - it was boss!

I'm on groovey gravy rev.2.0 duty tonight :D

stuff yer mulled wine, aw that does is ruin a decent bottle of 'buzz'! ;D
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James Blast wrote: stuff yer mulled wine, aw that does is ruin a decent bottle of 'buzz'! ;D
Cleans ice off the car a treat though.
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ain't that tr00
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I'm enjoying some turkey + all the trimmings sandwiches just now. Spreading bread sauce on bread is so wrong, yet so right...
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I see no ships...
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I think I have put on a couple of stones (13 kg for the foreigns) in the last few days...
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markfiend wrote:I think I have put on a couple of stones (13 kg for the foreigns) in the last few days...
Aye, me too! :oops: ;D

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James, did you put a teaspoon of Marmite in your gravy?
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not this time, I'm still experimenting and had an horrible bottle of very expensive rioja* to use up, as a wine it made a guid gravy :|

*Lagunilla Reserva 2005 - bleauch! :urff:
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NO MARMITE????!!!!!! You will go to hell now!

Oh please, taste your wines! :twisted:
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Try Duvel, Turkey Spunk, cream and a cube of Knorr Kruidenketeltje.

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Sit back and drool.

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*drools*
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turkey spunk is ace for sauce making

I was too polite last nicht and edited my post to read "turkey residue", thanks Belgian pianner player ;D
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James Blast wrote:turkey spunk is ace for sauce making

I was too polite last nicht and edited my post to read "turkey residue", thanks Belgian pianner player ;D
I was looking fer the word 'residue' and settled with the one you like ;)

Thanks Weegie Aulde Pharte :notworthy: :kiss:

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oh, and bye thi way...
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... Gerrit Richt Up Ye's! ;D
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James Blast wrote:... Gerrit Richt Up Ye's! ;D
Love ya too James, even if you don't reply to emails ;D

Have guid Holly Daze with ye and the Mum mate...

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I reply to mail that I can understand
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So let's keep it to gravy and Duvel then.

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all right

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Marmiteâ„¢ has been added, upon yir heid be it...
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James Blast wrote:Marmiteâ„¢ has been added, upon yir heid be it...
Whooohooo!!! Now heat that mixture and add leftovers to toast and man oh man I wish I was you! :wink: ;D
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yes, you do - nom factor 25,000 :D
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Mr Blast,your gravy sounds effing great.
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