Happy birthday Elvis

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75 today

wherever you are:

- working in a chip shop
- doing the karaoke circuit in tokyo
- deep underground, working for the CIA
- on whatever planet the alien abductors took you (back) to

:lol:

say what you like about what he may have turned into in his later "fat sequinned jump-suit vegas elvis" years, no other one person shaped youth culture, rock or pop music like he did.

out of all the artists no longer performing, he is without doubt the one i most wish i could have seen live.

a legend.

with f*cking GREAT hair ;) :lol:

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happy birthday fella :notworthy:
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A hunka hunka burnin' love.
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markfiend wrote:A hunka hunka burnin' love.
lord almighty, i feel my temperature rising :lol:

which in this weather would be a bleeding miracle :lol:
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I like Fat Elvis in white suit.
Apart from that and his Quiff I have no time for him. :|
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Hom_Corleone wrote:I like Fat Elvis in white suit.
Apart from that and his Quiff I have no time for him. :|
it's a bloody good quiff though, innit?

surely you can cut him slack for that?

i'd forgive him anything :lol: :D
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The original Burger King! :wink:

And let's not be churlish - great voice and pre bloat sex on legs.

Legend. :notworthy:
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more importantly, it's the Thin White Duke's bidet ;D
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It is ... 63rd ... ;D : :notworthy: ...
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oh gawd, not you
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heaven knows whether I get that old ... :lol: ...
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again
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James Blast wrote:again
& again & again & again & again...

sorry, I slipped into A Forest mode for a moment.

Happy burger Elvis.
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James Blast wrote:more importantly, it's the Thin White Duke's bidet ;D
Oooh I know. He's still got it 8)

As for Elvis... was just watching him on the telly earlier.

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Aye, Guitar Man is one hell of a tune.....

We've still got "Tortelvis" though :wink: ;D

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Total effing Godhead!!!!
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Hail to the King!!! Have a big one, wherever you are :notworthy:

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I was happy to hear 'In the getto' te be named best Elvis song ever by our local and most popular radiostation. (MNM, and yes usualy you can't hear a decent tune on it :roll: )
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boudicca wrote:
James Blast wrote:more importantly, it's the Thin White Duke's bidet ;D
Oooh I know. He's still got it 8)
Aye, just a pity he hasn't produced a decent album during the last twenty years.
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Erudite wrote:
boudicca wrote:
James Blast wrote:more importantly, it's the Thin White Duke's bidet ;D
Oooh I know. He's still got it 8)
Aye, just a pity he hasn't produced a decent album during the last twenty years.
Make that 30 years.
:innocent:
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You are just wrong :P
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boudicca wrote:You are just wrong :P
Thought you might say that.
:lol: :P :kiss:
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Norman Hunter wrote:Cash was better.
Amen to that. :notworthy:
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music's no competition, guys :wink:
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Hom_Corleone wrote:
Norman Hunter wrote:Cash was better.
Amen to that. :notworthy:
'fraid I have to agree there too.

BTW. Elvis is sitting beside me & says thanks to all of you.
He can't stop long. His spaceship's on a meter.
:lol:
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