Let It Snow...

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Garbageman
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Here in Cumming,we had snow last night and it cause chaos.
My driveway was like the north face of Everest this morning.
Like pushing a marsmallow into a piggy bank
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just for a minute there, i had to think. when i realised cumming was a place, i was ok
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just for a minute there, i had to think. then i realised joanne had taken care of it, and it was ok
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Johnny Rev 7.0 wrote: i had to think.
There's a first time for everything... :innocent:






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i'm just glad you attached that to johnny's quote, not mine!

and so should you be :p
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;D

In other snow-related news, I slipped and fell on my arse in the snow on Friday night. I'm sure the 6 pints didn't help my balance, but still. I fell a bit awkwardly and my left leg is sore. :cry:
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there there xxx
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:lol: thank you
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Not been able to get our car out the drive since the 20th of Dec' :evil:
No sign of snow ploughs or gritters up our road all winter :evil:
The central heating packed in on Friday night :evil:
It's been -10 during the day & -12 at night :evil:
We have Two pensioners, Two cancer sufferers and a Three year old child up our road all relying on my works Land Rover and we're "Not a Priority" according to the council :evil:
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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:? damn.
and I was complaining because it is cold (have no idea how cold but I guess it is around freezing temperature)
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christophe wrote::? damn.
and I was complaining because it is cold (have no idea how cold but I guess it is around freezing temperature)
It's Warm :wink: ;D
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Big Si wrote:
christophe wrote::? damn.
and I was complaining because it is cold (have no idea how cold but I guess it is around freezing temperature)
It's Warm :wink: ;D
0° = brrrr ;D

reminds me of the radio a couple of days ago, some woman suggested (and was sure of this) no one is aloud to work if the temperature is below 18° ... at the moment it is between 5° and 10° at work and we have firewood to last just over a week :roll: ... some people
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scotty wrote:Not been able to get our car out the drive since the 20th of Dec' :evil:
No sign of snow ploughs or gritters up our road all winter :evil:
The central heating packed in on Friday night :evil:
It's been -10 during the day & -12 at night :evil:
We have Two pensioners, Two cancer sufferers and a Three year old child up our road all relying on my works Land Rover and we're "Not a Priority" according to the council :evil:
:eek: Blimey, I'll stop complaining!
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I'm without electricity and without water (even cold) since Friday, and it's said to be fixed MAYBE by Saturday.
Outside the snow and ice and trees broken by the wieght of it make it impossible to open the garage and drive out to the town.
Right now I'm at work - got here by bus, the fourth one in the morning, because the first 3 just didn't appear. Tomorrow I'm going to wash in the office's bathroom here. Last night I washed in a molten snow (thank God it was still + 12 degrees inside the house, so it could melt). :-) Snow is also the current means to flush the toilet. Oh, and the food I had in the freezer is now sat in the pile of snow and neatly covered with ice.
Tonight I'm going to buy 200 candles, a litre of rum, and 5 pairs of knickers (because the washing machine doesn't work without electricity, haha) and I hope I'll survive this week. :D
Kill the lights in the middle of the road, wahoo! 8)
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Hello scotty! :D

Still loving the snow and today my daughter went onto the ice to ice skate!
Off like a pro she went, got me mum onto the ice too long enough for a photo! :lol:

Loving this winter so far! :notworthy:
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_emma_ wrote:Tonight I'm going to buy 200 candles, a litre of rum, and 5 pairs of knickers (because the washing machine doesn't work without electricity, haha)
sell yer 'used' ones on e-bay*, there's a market for them

*I happened upon a link via cracked.com, I didn't go looking for one

'k? ;D
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I also fell on my way to the store today...welllll I blame it on my botts soooo gonna look for some new...permitting the insurance pays for the leak
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James Blast wrote:
_emma_ wrote:Tonight I'm going to buy 200 candles, a litre of rum, and 5 pairs of knickers (because the washing machine doesn't work without electricity, haha)
sell yer 'used' ones on e-bay*, there's a market for them

*I happened upon a link via cracked.com, I didn't go looking for one

'k? ;D
used rum ?? Not here. ;D
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James Blast wrote:
_emma_ wrote:Tonight I'm going to buy 200 candles, a litre of rum, and 5 pairs of knickers (because the washing machine doesn't work without electricity, haha)
sell yer 'used' ones on e-bay*, there's a market for them

*I happened upon a link via cracked.com, I didn't go looking for one

'k? ;D
Japanese businessmen will also pay handsomely for

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:eek: :urff:
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welcome to Estonia. it was -20 in the morning and this is NOT unusual winter here, my friends.
global warming is fun, isn't it? ;)
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Now that I bought the supplies, they fixed it and the electricity is back. Oh well, I'm going to drink that rum anyway. :lol:
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pikkrong wrote:welcome to Estonia. it was -20 in the morning and this is NOT unusual winter here, my friends.
global warming is fun, isn't it? ;)
indeed and then those people that say, global warming? but it's fuckingfreezing! :roll: :lol: :lol:
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pikkrong wrote:welcome to Estonia. it was -20 in the morning and this is NOT unusual winter here, my friends.
:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

But I like the cauld :|
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pikkrong wrote:welcome to Estonia. it was -20 in the morning and this is NOT unusual winter here, my friends.
global warming is fun, isn't it? ;)
Now that is Winter! :notworthy:
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_emma_ wrote:I'm going to drink that rum anyway. :lol:
Sounds like a fine plan 8)
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