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MadameButterfly wrote:I'm a spork!

wtf?
Spork's are ace. That's what ikkle Debaser used to have to use whilst the rest of the family used chopsticks.

I still have about 5 of them somewhere.
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Debaser wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:I'm a spork!

wtf?
Spork's are ace. That's what ikkle Debaser used to have to use whilst the rest of the family used chopsticks.

I still have about 5 of them somewhere.
Oooohhhh so it is a mix between a fork and a spoon then! I can use chopsticks and don't think I've ever seen a spork in real life before!
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MadameButterfly wrote:
Debaser wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:I'm a spork!

wtf?
Spork's are ace.
Oooohhhh so it is a mix between a fork and a spoon then! I can use chopsticks and don't think I've ever seen a spork in real life before!
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh good heavens! I'm the chick in markfiend's comic saying "You're toying with powerful forces here."

EB ~ I only know four items on the Spork's family tree!

I'm just all fail on this thread! :oops: :oops:

What was the question again?

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MadameButterfly wrote:EB ~ I only know four items on the Spork's family tree!
The most common items in the tree:
Knife
Fork
Spoon
Spatula
Ladle

5 items.

If you only know four, I am trying to imagine what your kitchen looks like, but every time I do my brain shuts down and oozes out of my ears. :lol:

Edit: while I've never actually heard it referred to as a "foodle", your lack of familiarity with this implement leads me to wonder how you serve spaghetti or other similar long thin pasta types. :lol: :lol:
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I hate the whole concept of the spork. There is nothing you can eat where either a spoon or a fork wouldn't be more useful.

Damn those sporks.
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Maisey wrote:I hate the whole concept of the spork. There is nothing you can eat where either a spoon or a fork wouldn't be more useful.

Damn those sporks.
What I hate is when you get a salad from the pick-and-mix counter in the supermarket and they provide those plastic sporks which appear to be made from the most flexible material known to mankind. Not very useful when trying to prong a huge pickled onion.
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EvilBastard wrote: If you only know four, I am trying to imagine what your kitchen looks like, but every time I do my brain shuts down and oozes out of my ears. :lol:

Edit: while I've never actually heard it referred to as a "foodle", your lack of familiarity with this implement leads me to wonder how you serve spaghetti or other similar long thin pasta types. :lol: :lol:
The image of my kitchen does that to your brain? :eek: The power of the kitchen then.

I'm not that kind of lady that needs every little thing in her kitchen anyway, my policy is to make do with what I do have! Serve spaghetti with a fork and spoon & a bit of a twist. :wink:
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