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Done also. Bloody hell, the No's are winning.
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Voted "Yes", still on 46%

I see what you mean about the badly-worded question. :urff:

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It's appallingly worded.

Have added my "yes".
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Another vote added....
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vote is cast.
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Voted yes but the no's are winning. Wait til I get back to work, there's a few more PC's there :innocent: :wink:
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DerekR wrote:Voted yes but the no's are winning. Wait til I get back to work, there's a few more PC's there :innocent: :wink:
To the interweb cafe everyone.
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I'm trying to work up a Python script for multiple voting :innocent:
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Outstanding team! That'll get you a case of beer. :D
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Ace! :D
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Oops, should have read this earlier, done.
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Done - once i get the blody thing to load!
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markfiend wrote:I'm trying to work up a Python script for multiple voting :innocent:
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Well, I voted - but I wonder how much of the lead for the No side is from a badly written question?

Give 'em a written stabbin', sir!
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Python script to add a thousand "Yes" votes :innocent: (Py2.6)

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import urllib
url = ("http://www.eveningtimes.co.uk/news/editor-s-picks-ignore/fury-over-bid-to-ditch-benefit-1.998901?pollId=poll_1_998928&questionId=0&forward=http://www.eveningtimes.co.uk:80/news/editor-s-picks-ignore/fury-over-bid-to-ditch-benefit-1.998901&answerId=0&cookieSet=true#poll")

for a in range (1000):
    sock = urllib.urlopen(url)
    htmlSource = sock.read()
    sock.close()
    print a
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It's still on 46% yes, 50% no, 4% don't know.

Shenanigans?
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markfiend wrote:It's still on 46% yes, 50% no, 4% don't know.

Shenanigans?
The 'no'-voters figured out that script before you mebbies? ;)

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I've seen online polls deliberately skewed before, they always go 99.9% one way or another (unless they get millions of votes)
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markfiend wrote:Shenanigans?
yeap with a side order of jiggery pokery I'll wager
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Being645 wrote:Done that ... however: yes still only 46 % ./. No 50 % ...
I know because I'm voting for No every ten seconds.







Joking my Yes is in there as well.
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I've just voted 'Yes' but the results say, YES = 46%, NO = 51%, DON'T KNOW = 4%. That's 101% by my maths HMMM! :urff:
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