01/02/10 topical football joke

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Wayne Bridge sent Vanessa Perroncel a model of his penis made from Cadbury's chocolate.

She didn't want it.

Said she preferred Terry's.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
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Terry, 'dad of the year' 2009.
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Capello's just phoned Wayne Bridge and said "I've just spoken to JT and he's lost the captain's armband. Do me a favour and have a good look under your bed for me".
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Pista wrote:Capello's just phoned Wayne Bridge and said "I've just spoken to JT and he's lost the captain's armband. Do me a favour and have a good look under your bed for me".
:lol: :lol:
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