Floorshow - Celebrity Come Dine With Me

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Now I've not been round these parts for a while, but the strange experience of hearing Floorshow as Donal Macintyre's guests left gave me no option.

Bizarre.
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doesn't bode well, does it?
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Oh bugger - late again :lol: Not seen it myself mind!!
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Damn it, I was going to do this one! :lol:
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Anyone else want to confess to watching such drivel? :lol:
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No! I got Timothy's text. I think he's just too embarrassed to post himself :lol:
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boudicca wrote:No! I got Timothy's text. I think he's just too embarrassed to post himself :lol:
It's never stopped him before...
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I have no shame.
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As I said on Androo's thread, I thought it was just me! I should have guessed at least some of you lot would have seen it.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
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I unashamedly love Come Dine With Me. Sorry I missed it.
The episode that Biggins won was TV Gold. :lol:
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The voiceover guy is the best bit.
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Hoi, it's a fine show! Especially to someone as culinarily capable as me...

It's like black magic!

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Curry out a tin? :innocent:
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boudicca wrote:Curry out a tin? :innocent:
If you're offering.

I can also play Floorshow for you, while we dine.
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Emasculated!

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That suggests you were masculine in the first place :P
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How very dare you! :kiss:
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Hom_Corleone wrote:I unashamedly love Come Dine With Me. Sorry I missed it.
The episode that Biggins won was TV Gold. :lol:
in the house rented for the episode, I take it his own house was choc-full-of-gimps












or something
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weebleswobble wrote:
Hom_Corleone wrote:I unashamedly love Come Dine With Me. Sorry I missed it.
The episode that Biggins won was TV Gold. :lol:
in the house rented for the episode, I take it his own house was choc-full-of-gimps
They editted the bit out where his 'friend' served the entrees.....
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Hom_Corleone wrote:
They editted the bit out where his 'friend' served the entrails....
what f**king recipe is that? :wink:
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weebleswobble wrote:
Hom_Corleone wrote:
They editted the bit out where his 'friend' served the entrails....
what f**king recipe is that? :wink:
That was shortly after this course.....

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BRAINS!
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Wrong! Correct answer is: FRESH BRAINS!
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send more paramedics
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