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Black Planet
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RicheyJames wrote:do you have a shrink? if not i think you should contact a local health care professional as soon as possible.
Bad tempered youth! Behave yourself or I will put you over my knee and give you the beating you deserve. And yes I Can do it.

I am afterall elderly bastard groovy and probably old enough to be your mum. :wink: And I pack a very good wallop, especially to the jaw. :oops:
CorpPunk
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Black Planet wrote:And I pack a very good wallop, especially to the jaw. :oops:
Oooooo bay-bee, one of these days you're gonna have to give me a demonstration...on Big Si. :twisted:
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Black Planet
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LoL Corpy. Yeah I can give you lessons.Just make sure theres' no Law around. The only time I did that ...He got arrested. So there ya go, I hit the fukking bloke and he gets taken to the slammer. Yep in front of the cop too.

LOL...true storey.

Guess the cop liked redheads...or he could spot dick when he saw one..
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emilystrange
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i can certainly give lessons in making it look like its their fault...
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
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RicheyJames
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Black Planet wrote:Bad tempered youth! Behave yourself or I will put you over my knee and give you the beating you deserve.
who the f**k died and left you in charge?
And yes I Can do it.
yeah? you and whose army?
I am afterall elderly bastard groovy and probably old enough to be your mum.
old enough to be my mum? i seriously doubt that. unless you're one of those slappers who got pregnant while still at school.
And I pack a very good wallop, especially to the jaw. :oops:
yeah but i'm a lover not a fighter...
"contradictions are meaningless, there's nothing to betray"
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Thea
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RicheyJames wrote:
Black Planet wrote:Bad tempered youth! Behave yourself or I will put you over my knee and give you the beating you deserve.
who the **** died and left you in charge?
And yes I Can do it.
yeah? you and whose army?
I am afterall elderly bastard groovy and probably old enough to be your mum.
old enough to be my mum? i seriously doubt that. unless you're one of those slappers who got pregnant while still at school.
And I pack a very good wallop, especially to the jaw. :oops:
yeah but i'm a lover not a fighter...
blimey :eek:
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emilystrange
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and for that bout of petulance, he probably deserves a good slapping.
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
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Black Dahlia
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emilystrange wrote:and for that bout of petulance, he probably deserves a good slapping.
Its nowt new Emily. Just ignore him.
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emilystrange
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spoilsport! i'm just in the mood...
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Black Dahlia
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emilystrange wrote:spoilsport! i'm just in the mood...
Be my guest!! This I want to see !!! You go girl!!
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emilystrange
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consider it done. blimey, he hasn't even upset me... hormones on the loose... everyone duck..
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Quiff Boy wrote:someone called him a goth ;)
Are you sure it's not cos you called him a Wendy?
Go to sleep now, Francis.
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Black Planet
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Uh, I don't think so. He's just a s**t away..from..niceness.
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CorpPunk wrote:
Black Planet wrote:And I pack a very good wallop, especially to the jaw. :oops:
Oooooo bay-bee, one of these days you're gonna have to give me a demonstration...on Big Si. :twisted:
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Black Dahlia
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Big Si wrote:
CorpPunk wrote:
Black Planet wrote:And I pack a very good wallop, especially to the jaw. :oops:
Oooooo bay-bee, one of these days you're gonna have to give me a demonstration...on Big Si. :twisted:
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Mmmmmmm , thanks big man thats cheered my morning up! :innocent: :wink:
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Lmao......

Go Si Go !!!!!

Winston ago-go infact!!!

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