Unlocking the Spam folder

[mh]

Today I got:

• US $5,000,000.00
• Some crazy girl called Mary who thinks I should remember her.
• Loads of discounts on the finest willy pills known to mankind.
• Some crazy girl called Rita who wants to know where I am.
• Fake Rolexes at low prices.
• A new business venture.
• A job offer as a Financial Manager in an unknown company.
• Some vacancy notifications.
• A Russian mail-order bride.
• That crazy Rita girl again.

Anyone able to beat that?

[abridged]

Can't beat that but once got a letter (when they spammed people by post!) addressed to the commadant of the gallery where I worked. Did my power complex no harm!

[abridged]

Actually always wanted to do an exhibition based on the language used by the spammers. One day!

[stufarq]

I got about 80 today, which is fairly average. Didn't bother reading any of them but I think Rita's been two timing us both.

[Ozpat]

I get maybe around 5-10 a week. Not bad I guess.

[Quiff Boy]

Actually always wanted to do an exhibition based on the language used by the spammers. One day!

http://thomashawk.com/2008/08/wordle-sp ... cloud.html

[Big Si]

Gary Loopy, of the Bank of Scotland, wants to give me £6,000,000

[Holly_DelRey]

I get maybe around 5-10 a week. Not bad I guess.

Around the same for me & I use Hackmail
The spam filter has to be on the highest spam filter setting tho

[Pista]

I got a spam PM on dawnrazor yesterday.

[Big Si]

Gary Loopy, of the Bank of Scotland, wants to give me £6,000,000

He's emailed me again

I sent an email to you but it seems you never received it.I had to take the pain to send it again.
I seek your partnership to enable me transfer some funds(Ј6m pounds) to your account for both of
us and i am open for negotiation in terms of your percentage so far you put in your utmost attention
and sincerity due to the nature of this transaction.I am the finance manager Bank of Scotland and
i assure all documents to back you up will be provided by me.Please respond to me via email
for more details grlppy@live.co.uk


Best Regards,
Garry Loopy
grlppy@live.co.uk

[Silver_Owl]

Garry Loopy sounds like a great bloke.

[culprit]

That Rita's a bit of a tart...
She's asking me the same question, and my business partner
...and my sister!

[Holly_DelRey]

Apparently ^^^^USA^^^CANADA^^^^PHARMACY^^^^ are offering me Vicodin on sale nice & cheap Think I might need some for the day I have ahead of me tho

[Big Si]

Federal Bureau of Investigation
Counter-terrorism Division and Cyber Crime Division
J. Edgar. Hoover Building Washington DC


Attention,


Records show that you are among one of the individuals and organizations who are yet to receive their overdue payment from overseas which includes those of Lottery/Gambling, Contract and Inheritance. Through our Fraud Monitory Unit we have also noticed that over the past you have been transacting with some imposters and fraudsters who have been impersonating the likes of Prof. Soludo of the Central Bank Of Nigeria, Mr. Patrick Aziza, Anderson, Wallace Fred, none officials of Oceanic Bank, Zenith Banks, Kelvin Young of HSBC, Smith Williams, Daniel Wilson, Ibrahim Sule, Dr. Philip Morgan, Dr. Usman Shamsuddeen and some imposters claiming to be The Federal Bureau of Investigation.


The Cyber Crime Division of the FBI gathered information from the Internet Crime Complaint Center (ICCC) formerly known as the Internet Fraud Complaint Center (IFCC) of how some people have lost outrageous sums of money to these imposters. As a result of this we hereby advise you to stop communication with any one not referred to you by us.


We have negotiated with the Federal Ministry of Finance that your payment totaling $2.3(Two million and three hundred thousand us dollars) will be released to you via a custom pin based ATM card with a maximum withdrawal limit of Three thousand us dollars a day which is powered by Visa Card and can be used anywhere in the world were you see a Visa Card Logo on the Automatic Teller Machine (ATM). We have advised that this should be the only way a which you are to receive your payment because it??s more guaranteed, since over Fifteen billion us dollars was lost on fake cheque last year 2009.


We guarantee 100% receipt of your payment, because we have perfected everything in regards to the release of your Two million and three hundred thousand us dollars to be 100% risk free and free from any hitches as its our duty to protect citizens of the United States of America. (This is as a result of the mandate from US Government? to make sure all debts owed to citizens of American which includes Inheritance, Contract, Gambling/Lottery etc are been cleared for the betterment of the current economic status of the nation and its citizens as he has always believed Our Time for Change has come because Change can happen).


Below are few list of tracking numbers you can track from FedEx website to confirm people like you who have received their payment successfully.

Name : Donny Peterson: FedEx Tracking Number: 870456747216
Name : Angela L.Johnson: FedEx Tracking Number: 870456750392


To redeem your fund you are hereby advised to contact the ATM Card Center via email for their requirement to proceed and procure your Approval of Payment Warrant and Endorsement of your ATM Release Order on your behalf which will cost you $260 only nothing more and no hidden fees as everything else has been taken cared of by the Federal Government including taxes, custom paper and clearance duty so all you will ever need to pay is $260 only.


Contact Information
Name: Mr. Jerry Douglas
Email: jerrydouglas@yahoo.cn

Do contact Jerry Douglas of the ATM Card Center via his contact details above and furnish him with your details as listed below:


Your full Name:
Your Address:
Home/Cell Phone:
Occupation:
Age:



On contacting him with your details your files would be updated and he will be sending you the payment information in which you will use in making payment of $260 via Western Union Money Transfer for the procurement of your Approval of Payment Warrant and Endorsement of your ATM Release Order. After which the delivery of your ATM card will be effected to your designated home address without any further delay, extra fee or any authority raising eyebrow.


Upon receipt of payment the delivery officer will ensure that your package is sent within 24 working hours. Because we are so sure of everything we are giving you a 100% money back guarantee if you do not receive your ATM CARD Shippment Confirmation within the next 24hrs after you have made the payment for shipping.


Once again we are so sure of you receiving your payment at no any other cost as we have taking it upon our duty to monitor everything in other to cub cyber crime that is perpetrated by those impostors.


Thanks and hope to read from you soon.


ROBERT S. MUELLER,

DIRECTOR
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE
WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535
TELEPHONE: 206-666-5283
FAX: 206-666-5283

Note: Disregard any email you get from any impostors or offices claiming to be in possession of your ATM card, you are hereby advice only to be in contact with Jerry Douglas of the ATM card center who is the rightful person to deal with in regards to your payment and forward any emails you get from impostors to this office via the above fax number so we could act upon it immediately. Help stop cyber crime.

[Garbageman]

Allegedly I can get cheap viagra,increase my penis size,I can be a millionaire because a guy in Nigeria is offering me money and others....damn I am a lucky man

[James Blast]

I is Mac, I get hee haw

[Pista]

I is Mac, I get hee haw

Me neither.