shamone mothers day!

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I love my mummy, these two love theirs :kiss:

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:D

the wee one is looking rather unimpressed though :lol:
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Can we just agree that "shamone" isn't a real word and its use should be punishable by death? Or bt being forced to listen to all of the terrible songs that use it.
Any more of that and we'll be round your front door with the quick-setting whitewash and the shaved monkey.
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shamone?
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foned my mummy & told her that her cat's on google streets.
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phoned her...
... to ask if she could come pick up my dirty laundry :oops:
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stufarq wrote:Can we just agree that "shamone" isn't a real word and its use should be punishable by death? Or bt being forced to listen to all of the terrible songs that use it.
I don't know any songs that use it. The only reference point I have is Bo Selecta.

@Keef - Keep a note of all the Mothers days and birthdays until he's 18 and then suprise him with a bill on his birthday. :wink:
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Hom_Corleone wrote:
I don't know any songs that use it. The only reference point I have is Bo Selecta.
Indeed, I think those outside of the UK didn't get it (obviously not very funny)
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Not funny? :eek:

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Hom_Corleone wrote:Not funny? :eek:

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nice glasses though
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