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Found a bottle in a cupboard last night :eek: :D

Drank it :eek: :D

Today...............ouch! :urff: :|
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Good work :lol:
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You big girl! Tell me you mixed it with lemon and had a whole 80s revival! :lol:
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Love the stuff. Avoid buying it because I know that I'll bang it in one night. Save it now for Christmas, first glass will be consumed at 11.30am and the glass will be refilled till empty bottle.

Nothing soft about Port, the chosen tipple of most street alcoholics (most bang for your buck).

Now where's that bottle of VP sherry.....................
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Mix it with Blue WKD and it tastes just like vimto
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Gollum's Cock wrote:Now where's that bottle of VP sherry.....................
Push the boat out and get some QC, la' :lol:
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Always rather liked it and my visit to the fair city Porto didn't change that much ;D
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...besides Port makes me fart.
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Had a bottle one night with Stilton and crackers.....the next morning I had more head than Birkenhead!!!!
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Never mind that. You got the internet at home now? Or has the wet string dried out at last?
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No Port for me!
Prefer something stronger! :innocent:
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<--- real man's deseert wine :innocent:
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Garbageman wrote:Had a bottle one night with Stilton and crackers.....the next morning I had more head than Birkenhead!!!!
Likewise. Only had one night on it with Stilton and crackers. It fel like a pig had shat in my head. ;D
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jande wrote:Mix it with Blue WKD and it tastes just like vimto
Used to be Charlotte Church's tipple of choice I believe. The "cheeky Vimto". :lol:
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markfiend wrote:
jande wrote:Mix it with Blue WKD and it tastes just like vimto
Used to be Charlotte Church's tipple of choice I believe. The "cheeky Vimto". :lol:
Dirty dirty girl. :urff:
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DerekR wrote:Never mind that. You got the internet at home now? Or has the wet string dried out at last?
Still on dial up :evil: , runs a wee bit faster when nobody on our line in on line or on the phone :roll: :evil:
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scotty wrote:
DerekR wrote:Never mind that. You got the internet at home now? Or has the wet string dried out at last?
Still on dial up :evil: , runs a wee bit faster when nobody on our line in on line or on the phone :roll: :evil:
Or wee Cameron watching his favourite vids on youtube :wink: ;D
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Big Si wrote:
scotty wrote:
DerekR wrote:Never mind that. You got the internet at home now? Or has the wet string dried out at last?
Still on dial up :evil: , runs a wee bit faster when nobody on our line in on line or on the phone :roll: :evil:
Or wee Cameron watching his favourite vids on youtube :wink: ;D
:eek: :evil: I stab you in the eye with my HMFC biro :twisted:
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markfiend wrote:
jande wrote:Mix it with Blue WKD and it tastes just like vimto
Used to be Charlotte Church's tipple of choice I believe. The "cheeky Vimto". :lol:
How do you know that Mark? :eek:
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boudicca wrote:
markfiend wrote:
jande wrote:Mix it with Blue WKD and it tastes just like vimto
Used to be Charlotte Church's tipple of choice I believe. The "cheeky Vimto". :lol:
How do you know that Mark? :eek:
I read too many gossip magazines :oops:

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