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I know that feeling. :urff:


Now it's Every Breath You Take. I can live with that one I think
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Hollylicious wrote: Now it's Every Breath You Take. I can live with that one I think
Extreme, how do you manage? It's nearly as terrible as Killing me softly ... :urff: :urff: :urff: ...
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I win the thread:

"There's million, says Geoffrey, all under one roof,
It's called Toys-Я-Us Toys-Я-Us Toys-Я-Us"
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Good Heavens ... :lol: :lol: :lol: ...
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Being645 wrote:Good Heavens ... :lol: :lol: :lol: ...
You're laughing at my pain! :lol: ;D
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markfiend wrote:I win the thread:

"There's million, says Geoffrey, all under one roof,
It's called Toys-Я-Us Toys-Я-Us Toys-Я-Us"
Have you seen the 'We buy any car' advert. Jesus. :roll:
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The most random thing about having the Toys-Я-Us ad as an ear-worm is that I can't even remember seeing it recently!
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the car advert jingles are the worst but also those fecking "we'll buy your gold!" averts too with the jingles :lol: cheeeessy as feck :roll:
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markfiend wrote:
Being645 wrote:Good Heavens ... :lol: :lol: :lol: ...
You're laughing at my pain! :lol: ;D
:lol: :lol: .. wait until I start analysing the psychological background of your pain ... :twisted: ... :lol: :lol: :lol: ...
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I'd rather you didn't. :P
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:lol: ... you know I wish you well ... :D ...


*lifting the shield to fend off the cushion*
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I hope so! :P :lol:
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markfiend wrote:Я
How do you do that? :eek: (though it's probably more of a Currently Geeking thing)
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Someone was singing that Toys R Us jingle across the office at work last week. It is very catchy... but We Buy Any Car takes the fcuking biscuit!
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dot comm!
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It's not even a tune! How is it so catchy? I want to know the science behind this.
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Obviousman wrote:
markfiend wrote:Я
How do you do that? :eek: (though it's probably more of a Currently Geeking thing)
A firefox extension called abcTajpu. Has Greek and Cyrillic alphabets, all sorts of accented Latin letters, obscure punctuation, and so on. The Я is a Cyrillic capital letter.
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Ah, of course, I'd forgotten about that :oops:
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boudicca wrote:It's not even a tune! How is it so catchy? I want to know the science behind this.
Then you'll need to read "Saturation advertising and the repetition effect" by Debra Bekerian & Alan Baddeley in the Journal of Verbal Learning and Verbal Behavior.

Alternatively just pick up a copy of Memory by Baddeley, Eysenck & Anderson. It should be required reading on any Psychology degree.
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markfiend wrote:
Obviousman wrote:
markfiend wrote:Я
How do you do that? :eek: (though it's probably more of a Currently Geeking thing)
A firefox extension called abcTajpu. Has Greek and Cyrillic alphabets, all sorts of accented Latin letters, obscure punctuation, and so on. The Я is a Cyrillic capital letter.
ОЯ СОРУ ДИЮ РДЅТЗ ГЯОМ ШОЯЮ 8)
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lazarus corporation wrote:
boudicca wrote:It's not even a tune! How is it so catchy? I want to know the science behind this.
Then you'll need to read "Saturation advertising and the repetition effect" by Debra Bekerian & Alan Baddeley in the Journal of Verbal Learning and Verbal Behavior.

Alternatively just pick up a copy of Memory by Baddeley, Eysenck & Anderson. It should be required reading on any Psychology degree.
I think a book on the Black Arts might give me more of an insight into how they came up with that particular ear-worm!
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I think you've won an internets. :lol:
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I had to f**king clicky that :x
yes, you won :P


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