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tsk :roll:

i'm quite enjoying myself actually... got my headphones on, listening to orbital II (the brown album) and planning the sitemap for the new chester zoo website :D :lol:

you bunch of miserable gits can b*gger off ;)
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Quiff Boy wrote:you bunch of miserable gits can b*gger off ;)
The sun is out. The Orb on the headphones, it's Friday.
It's going to be an outstanding day. :D
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Quiff Boy wrote:tsk :roll:

i'm quite enjoying myself actually... got my headphones on, listening to orbital II (the brown album) and planning the sitemap for the new chester zoo website :D :lol:

you bunch of miserable gits can b*gger off ;)
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Hom_Corleone wrote:
Quiff Boy wrote:you bunch of miserable gits can b*gger off ;)
The sun is out. The Orb on the headphones, it's Friday.
It's going to be an outstanding day. :D
You may also Bite Me ;D ;D
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@Mark & weebs

aww come on boys! Turn those frowns upside down ;D
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day 2 of peecee ♡sink :|

but it's a nice day so I'm going to take t'pod outside, listen to The Teardrop Explodes, read my Michael Moorcock book and get intoxicated :D
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Hollylicious wrote:@Mark & weebs

aww come on boys! Turn those frowns upside down ;D
It's the weekend :kiss: :kiss:
Yeah yeah yeah. :P

True though, work ends in just over an hour. 8)
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weebleswobble wrote:
Hom_Corleone wrote:
Quiff Boy wrote:you bunch of miserable gits can b*gger off ;)
The sun is out. The Orb on the headphones, it's Friday.
It's going to be an outstanding day. :D
You may also Bite Me ;D ;D
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More election depression! Read in Teh Grauniad this morning that Samantha Cameron and Sarah Brown are now to be known as SamCam and SarBro :cry: . Not only that, but the paper - and remember which paper we're talking about here - ran a column deconstructing SamCam's outfits for the week. Apparently she's not looking Yummy Mummy enough. And now that I've just used the phrase Yummy Mummy, I'm off to vomit copiously...
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Was it in G2? They do a pretty intense Fashion section :eek:
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Never, ever question me for "Prophesying Disaster"!

I'm off to listen to some Fairport Convention now.....
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timsinister wrote:Was it in G2? They do a pretty intense Fashion section :eek:
IIRC it was in the main paper.

That aside, fair play to them for trying to strike an honest journalistic balance - they allowed Cameron to have his spiel in the comment section of the main paper while Darling was in G2.

But much as I'm for women's rights, seeing as Samantha Cameron and Sarah Brown are not MPs, MSPs or MEPs, I find myself asking what, if anything they are to do with the forthcoming election?

As was already voiced in The Guardian - anyone willing to vote for Cameron on the grounds that he has motile sperm should be taken outside and shot!
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Erudite wrote:anyone willing to vote for Cameron on the grounds that he has motile sperm should be taken outside and shot!
A-FCUKING-MEN! :notworthy:
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boudicca wrote:More election depression! Read in Teh Grauniad this morning that Samantha Cameron and Sarah Brown are now to be known as SamCam and SarBro :cry: . Not only that, but the paper - and remember which paper we're talking about here - ran a column deconstructing SamCam's outfits for the week. Apparently she's not looking Yummy Mummy enough. And now that I've just used the phrase Yummy Mummy, I'm off to vomit copiously...
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I'll read whatever I damn well please thank you so very much. It's better than the available alternatives (with the possible exception of the Independent).

Having said that, my main ambition in life is to become Pun-meister General at your super soaraway Sun :innocent:
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boudicca wrote:with the possible exception of the Independent.
Oh dear me - no wonder you're slightly depressed :lol:
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The Observer was good till Mariella Frostrup started giving relationship advice and Alex James started wittering on about cheese...
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boudicca wrote:The Observer was good till Mariella Frostrup started giving relationship advice and Alex James started wittering on about cheese...
I still find it faintly amusing that Barbara Ellen ending up writing for it.
Still, a far better "life" than many a former NME hack. :lol:


Rumour also has it that Von had his wicked way with her, something that resulted in her becoming rather antagonistic towards him.
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work is killing, me work is killing meeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Erudite wrote:Rumour also has it that Von had his wicked way with her, something that resulted in her becoming rather antagonistic towards him.
Allegedly :wink:
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I live in Bridgend, let's start there.
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Feckin' coding in Java for my assignment. I'm on the last question and none of the baisturt code works! :x :evil:
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Big Si wrote:Feckin' coding in Java for my assignment. I'm on the last question and none of the baisturt code works! :x :evil:
Java's a pain (at least for websites - maybe OK for desktop apps) - you have to instantiate 1001 bloody objects just to do a simple webpage.
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Try writing a java app for mobile phones!

Or rather don't, and save yourself a nervous breakdown.
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markfiend wrote:Try writing a java app for mobile phones!

Or rather don't, and save yourself a nervous breakdown.
Some day soon I'll probably have to :urff:
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