All I Want For Christmas...

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a bit early for this sorta shit ChiliPepper FingerDick Man, calm doon FFS ;D
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James Blast wrote:a bit early for this sorta shit ChiliPepper FingerDick Man, calm doon FFS ;D
Dear Jim'll Fix-It

My bestest friend in the whole world, James BlastyNappies, already has a pony and a scalextric and a football and a Kevin Keegan tracksuit and a racing bike and an atari, but he says that what he really wants for christmas is a really good solid kick in the goollies. Please help him out.

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Eevil b'Stard (Miss)
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calm doon FFS ;D (slight return)
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EvilBastard wrote:...is the ability to rain explosive death half a kilometre off in seconds.
Or what about one of these? :)
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