London Olympics Mascots

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Seriously? This will represent London to the world? This?
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one word: Boris
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James Blast wrote:one word: Boris
Boris?! :eek:

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nope, and not this one either

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even tho' I do love a twin neck
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If nothing else they'll get people talking. Wondering what the hell they're meant to be.
Any more of that and we'll be round your front door with the quick-setting whitewash and the shaved monkey.
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sultan2075 wrote:Image

Seriously? This will represent London to the world? This?
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ... very typical ...
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Any worse than the logo?
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Reminds me of The Residents
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I think they're rather cute, and the back-story is quite clever.
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they look like some crazy japanese cartoon characters...
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...Or summat Tom Baker fought in 1977.
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Tele Tubbies in Shell Suits.... :urff:
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Wenlock and Mandeville

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2010/may/1 ... 012-mascot
The pair are based on a short story by children's author Michael Morpurgo that tells how they were fashioned from droplets of the steel used to build the Olympic stadium.

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Wenlock, named after the Shropshire town of Much Wenlock that helped inspire Pierre de Coubertin to launch the modern Olympics, and Mandeville, inspired by the Buckinghamshire town of Stoke Mandeville, where the Paralympics were founded

i quite like them, to be honest :lol:

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Among the designs rejected at the start of an open pitch process were anthropomorphic pigeons, an animated tea pot and a Big Ben with arms and legs.
i'd call that a narrow escape :lol:
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I'll like them even better when they're pictured leaving some London nite club spewing up with a skanky WAG on each arm.
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weebleswobble wrote:I'll like them even better when they're pictured leaving some London nite club spewing up with a skanky WAG on each arm.
I wish I could be an Olmpic mascot.
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One Eyed Milkmen ;D
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is that a euphemism? :lol:
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from the olden days :lol:
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James Blast wrote:from the olden days :lol:
ahhh

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you're a filthy man, james :roll: :lol:
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tee hee :lol:
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You disgust me. :|

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my work here is done
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MILLIONS of children are waking up this morning drenched in sweat and urine following the unveiling of the London 2012 Olympic mascots.
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I LOLd :lol:
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i need to know something about this one eyed milkmen..

.. is it the same as bat milk?
it's all about circles and spirals
that ongoing eternity
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