How do I get a date?

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So, how do I?
I really didn't want to start this thread, Snub Nose made me do it
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zigeunerweisen wrote:So, how do I?
I really didn't want to start this thread, Snub Nose made me do it
I know Zig , he can be jolly persuasive...
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The magic word in this case is "roofies."
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Snub Nose wrote:my trans-atlantic slang parser has returned NULL.

please explain
Its a date rape drug. Rohypnol (trade name of flunitrazepam) :(
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Black Dahlia wrote:
Snub Nose wrote:my trans-atlantic slang parser has returned NULL.

please explain
Its a date rape drug. Rohypnol. :(
Well that just makes it sound like a bad thing.

Before I get labelled a criminal misogynist, I'd just like to say, "JOKE."
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CorpPunk wrote:
Black Dahlia wrote:
Snub Nose wrote:my trans-atlantic slang parser has returned NULL.

please explain
Its a date rape drug. Rohypnol. :(
Well that just makes it sound like a bad thing.

Before I get labelled a criminal misogynist, I'd just like to say, "JOKE."
Taken in the way it was meant Corpy, I assure you - just answering Snubnose's question.
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Black Dahlia wrote:
CorpPunk wrote:
Black Dahlia wrote:Its a date rape drug. Rohypnol. :(
Well that just makes it sound like a bad thing.

Before I get labelled a criminal misogynist, I'd just like to say, "JOKE."
Taken in the way it was meant Corpy, I assure you - just answering Snubnose's question.
I knew you were my kind of woman. Wanna have a drink sometime? :wink:
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CorpPunk wrote:
Black Dahlia wrote:
CorpPunk wrote: Well that just makes it sound like a bad thing.

Before I get labelled a criminal misogynist, I'd just like to say, "JOKE."
Taken in the way it was meant Corpy, I assure you - just answering Snubnose's question.
I knew you were my kind of woman. Wanna have a drink sometime? :wink:
Anytime, you, me and Clucking Belle (bless him) maybe. LOL!
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Snub Nose wrote:well I think you're damn rude not to invite zigeunerweisen too,
he started this thread!
Yeah, i agree, very rude :P
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zigeunerweisen wrote:
Snub Nose wrote:well I think you're damn rude not to invite zigeunerweisen too,
he started this thread!
Yeah, i agree, very rude :P
Oh alright then - 3's a crowd anyway. :D
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Snub Nose wrote:dont wear your black dress Dahlia, at least let zigeunerweisen think straight long
enough to put a sentence together!
Shut up !! :oops:
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zigeunerweisen wrote:So, how do I?
I really didn't want to start this thread, Snub Nose made me do it
Would you like a cast-iron, guaranteed method?

Go to your local store and look for the slightly sticky, dark coloured fruit. That's it! If they try to palm you off with something smaller filled with little seeds, tell them to fig off.

That was easy. Next!

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Haw! Dahlia, whaurs ma invite to this drinking sesh?

Blast :D
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Lowrider wrote:
zigeunerweisen wrote:So, how do I?
I really didn't want to start this thread, Snub Nose made me do it
Would you like a cast-iron, guaranteed method?

Go to your local store and look for the slightly sticky, dark coloured fruit. That's it! If they try to palm you off with something smaller filled with little seeds, tell them to fig off.

That was easy. Next!

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Red Sunsets wrote:Haw! Dahlia, whaurs ma invite to this drinking sesh?

Blast :D
Youre in babe! :wink:
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The more the merrier. Load 'em up. I mean 'in.'
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[quote="CorpPunk"][quote="Black Dahlia"][quote="Snub Nose"]my trans-atlantic slang parser has returned NULL.

please explain[/quote]Its a date rape drug. Rohypnol. :([/quote]

Well that just makes it sound like a bad thing.

Before I get labelled a criminal misogynist, I'd just like to say, "JOKE."[/quote]

I have discovered that dates are simply too small to have any form of intercourse with. The best method is to insert 30-40 in a jam jar and microwave until luke warm.
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Clucking Belle wrote:I have discovered that dates are simply too small to have any form of intercourse with. The best method is to insert 30-40 in a jam jar and microwave until luke warm.
Yuh ain't from roun' thees parts, are yuh son? :P
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Clucking Belle wrote:I have discovered that dates are simply too small to have any form of intercourse with. The best method is to insert 30-40 in a jam jar and microwave until luke warm.
O, MG. :eek: :urff: :von:
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[quote="Red Sunsets"][quote="Clucking Belle"]I have discovered that dates are simply too small to have any form of intercourse with. The best method is to insert 30-40 in a jam jar and microwave until luke warm.[/quote]

Yuh ain't from roun' thees parts, are yuh son? :P[/quote]

I have never been near any of your parts, mom.

Do you recommend it?

I should warn you that you'll face some pretty stiff competition from the dates.
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Squeal piggy, squeal!......

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