The Second Coming ..on Heartland..

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Avenue :lol:

http://www.coventrytelegraph.net/news/c ... -26743816/
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We were just chewing the fat a bit, as you do, and then the Messiah turned up.
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coventry is near leamington spa :!:

it's a sign of the forthcoming apocalypso :!:

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:lol: ... one more reason to get there ...
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at the bottom of the page they have written this:
The Anglican church say it’s the first time an image like this has appeared in the city but it’s by no means the first time the son of God has appeared elsewhere – in 2006 an image was apparently found on the backside of a terrier named Angus.
its has definitely got to be a sign of the forthcoming apocalypso
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Quiff Boy wrote:coventry is near leamington spa :!:

it's a sign of the forthcoming apocalypso :!:

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Indeed. It could be incorporated in the pre-gig tour. :lol:
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Coventry Telegraph wrote:And just a few weeks ago a 22-year-old Salford banker claimed he had found Jesus at the bottom of a frying pan after he fell asleep cooking bacon.

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it gets better...


http://www.inquisitr.com/29384/virgin-m ... bird-poop/
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