Beavis and Butthead...

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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YES :D

Best joke ever:

Butthead is choking on a piece of fried chicken. Beavis calls 911 and explains:

911: "You have to heimlich the victim"
Beavis "You want me to lick his rectum?"


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another one:

college film bloke is doing cinema verite

film bloke: But what are you feeling right now?
Beavis: Uh.. huh.. uh... my nads

butt anyway, this (as much as I like Hank Hill and his small eurethra) is fantastic news. Feck I will even start watching it again!
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one of them looks like a bloke I knew


he's dead




as is their humour


IMO :wink:
‎"We will wear some very loud shirts. We will wear some very wrong trousers."
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A guy at school told me and my friend we were like the female version of Beavis and Butthead :lol: . We ended up having a fight over which one of us got to be Butthead. Neither of us wanted that underbite.
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weebleswobble wrote:one of them looks like a bloke I knew


he's dead




as is their humour


IMO :wink:
really? which one did he look like?
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Heh... heh... heh...
It's all such a dreary fiction.
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Did 'n't they think that Dr Jeep looked like Jeopardy?
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Gollum's Cock wrote:Did 'n't they think that Dr Jeep looked like Jeopardy?
Just Youtubed-

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Gollum's Cock wrote:
Gollum's Cock wrote:Did 'n't they think that Dr Jeep looked like Jeopardy?
Just Youtubed-

"Ill take stuff that sucks for 500"
"A lipstick wearing, whining, wussie" yup rhymes with Hussey.

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Jo-eeeyyyy Buttafuocko! :)

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"I am Thee Great Cornholio, I need TP for my bunghole" :D
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James Blast wrote:"I am Thee Great Cornholio, I need TP for my bunghole" :D
I'm from Nicaragua!

Huh-huh... french flies and mouseburger!

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Lucian<3Patricia wrote:
weebleswobble wrote:one of them looks like a bloke I knew


he's dead




as is their humour


IMO :wink:
really? which one did he look like?
the blonde one, glad I don't know which one that is :wink:

my mate however was a righteous dude
&#8206;"We will wear some very loud shirts. We will wear some very wrong trousers."
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weebleswobble wrote:
Lucian<3Patricia wrote:
weebleswobble wrote:one of them looks like a bloke I knew


he's dead




as is their humour


IMO :wink:
really? which one did he look like?
the blonde one, glad I don't know which one that is :wink:

my mate however was a righteous dude
awesome.
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