Noswaith dda.
So, this is where the gig is eh?
I feel that the big black chop (Daytona 1200 full-power prime-mover, for those that know about such things) currently evolving in the shed of brimstone at the bottom of the garden could benefit from some of this pimpery.
As an aside, greetings one and all. I am WB. I am a quiet and retiring and very shy wall-flower, so there is little more to say of me really. Possibly.
Anyone for a cheeky perry?
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are you that 'divit' from DR? if so I really do prophesy disaster
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IT LIVES!!!!welshbiker wrote:Noswaith dda.
So, this is where the gig is eh?
I feel that the big black chop (Daytona 1200 full-power prime-mover, for those that know about such things) currently evolving in the shed of brimstone at the bottom of the garden could benefit from some of this pimpery.
As an aside, greetings one and all. I am WB. I am a quiet and retiring and very shy wall-flower, so there is little more to say of me really. Possibly.
Anyone for a cheeky perry?
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
Allo, luvverly boy!welshbiker wrote:Noswaith dda.
So, this is where the gig is eh?
I feel that the big black chop (Daytona 1200 full-power prime-mover, for those that know about such things) currently evolving in the shed of brimstone at the bottom of the garden could benefit from some of this pimpery.
As an aside, greetings one and all. I am WB. I am a quiet and retiring and very shy wall-flower, so there is little more to say of me really. Possibly.
Anyone for a cheeky perry?
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Well met sir! Bumped into you outside The Well on Tuesday, narrowly avoided a dunking.welshbiker wrote:Noswaith dda.
So, this is where the gig is eh?
I feel that the big black chop (Daytona 1200 full-power prime-mover, for those that know about such things) currently evolving in the shed of brimstone at the bottom of the garden could benefit from some of this pimpery.
As an aside, greetings one and all. I am WB. I am a quiet and retiring and very shy wall-flower, so there is little more to say of me really. Possibly.
Anyone for a cheeky perry?
Hello and welcome.
Nationalise the f**king lot.
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Mr Divit, if you will.James Blast wrote:are you that 'divit' from DR? if so I really do prophesy disaster
I thank you.
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In a manner of speaking my lovely!!Quiff Boy wrote:IT LIVES!!!!
Tidy, like, innitBig Si wrote:Allo, luvverly boy!
If you bumped into me and my global girth i'm amazed i didn't bounce you into orbit!!Maisey wrote:Well met sir! Bumped into you outside The Well on Tuesday, narrowly avoided a dunking.
Hello and welcome.
I'm now off for three weeks having a spot of leave. Fire crews across the land have breathed a sigh of relief I found out today that the turbo was to blame. I mean, phew, I'll try and push the world back up my considerable arse then.Quiff Boy wrote:so, how is the inferno express?
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Surely Sir Divit? , welcome to the other side just about everyone here is cool as f*ckwelshbiker wrote:Mr Divit, if you will.James Blast wrote:are you that 'divit' from DR? if so I really do prophesy disaster
I thank you.
‎"We will wear some very loud shirts. We will wear some very wrong trousers."
HE HAS ARRIVED!welshbiker wrote:Noswaith dda.
So, this is where the gig is eh?
I feel that the big black chop (Daytona 1200 full-power prime-mover, for those that know about such things) currently evolving in the shed of brimstone at the bottom of the garden could benefit from some of this pimpery.
As an aside, greetings one and all. I am WB. I am a quiet and retiring and very shy wall-flower, so there is little more to say of me really. Possibly.
Anyone for a cheeky perry?
Lock up your locomotives! And whatever else you do, never never never have "The Beast" when he's only had "The Big Bad Boy"...!
If I told them once, I told them a hundred times to put 'Spinal Tap' first and 'Puppet Show' last.
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lolol, cheers dood. Lord Divit, i think you'll find when you read the Daily Torygraph announcements page in the morning.weebleswobble wrote:Surely Sir Divit? , welcome to the other side just about everyone here is cool as f*ckwelshbiker wrote:Mr Divit, if you will.James Blast wrote:are you that 'divit' from DR? if so I really do prophesy disaster
I thank you.
It may have taken you a wee while to get me here, but now i've arrived and had a look about, it seems ok. But fix the cigarette lighter
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Mon WB what do you think of York?
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Welshbiker - I have been telling Xris all about the two-eyed pipe-cleaned spangle bat. We are both very excited about it
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I gave up smoking two years ago. I had just witnessed Weebles fresh out of bed. I'm not sure of the two incidents are related.Quiff Boy wrote:I'll have you know this is a non smoking establishment.
I realise it's a harsh call but it helps keep out the undesirables
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York - 3/10. Could do better.weebleswobble wrote:Mon WB what do you think of York?
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lolol - next time i'm not going to be quite so polite and i will stab you for your black pudding and extra sausage.mh wrote:HE HAS ARRIVED!
Lock up your locomotives! And whatever else you do, never never never have "The Beast" when he's only had "The Big Bad Boy"...!
Mind you, let me tell you something now. Never again will you hear a fat hairy Taff walk into a pub and ask for a "Big, Bad, Boy"....
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I have been in no.1's bedroom looking for it. It is AWOL, but when no.1 daughter returns, she will lead us to spangle bat. Else i may tempt it from the shadows with some chewing tobacco and a slice of melon.Batty Von Blingtrash wrote:Welshbiker - I have been telling Xris all about the two-eyed pipe-cleaned spangle bat. We are both very excited about it
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Naw, that wasn't me. I was just sitting between the two of you (fearing for my life! )welshbiker wrote:lolol - next time i'm not going to be quite so polite and i will stab you for your black pudding and extra sausage.mh wrote:HE HAS ARRIVED!
Lock up your locomotives! And whatever else you do, never never never have "The Beast" when he's only had "The Big Bad Boy"...!
Mind you, let me tell you something now. Never again will you hear a fat hairy Taff walk into a pub and ask for a "Big, Bad, Boy"....
If I told them once, I told them a hundred times to put 'Spinal Tap' first and 'Puppet Show' last.
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That's DerekR you're thinking of, mh got stuck in the toiletwelshbiker wrote:lolol - next time i'm not going to be quite so polite and i will stab you for your black pudding and extra sausage.mh wrote:HE HAS ARRIVED!
Lock up your locomotives! And whatever else you do, never never never have "The Beast" when he's only had "The Big Bad Boy"...!
Mind you, let me tell you something now. Never again will you hear a fat hairy Taff walk into a pub and ask for a "Big, Bad, Boy"....
‎"We will wear some very loud shirts. We will wear some very wrong trousers."
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add a bit of cornwall fudge into the mix and spanglebats diet resembles mine rather too closelywelshbiker wrote:I have been in no.1's bedroom looking for it. It is AWOL, but when no.1 daughter returns, she will lead us to spangle bat. Else i may tempt it from the shadows with some chewing tobacco and a slice of melon.Batty Von Blingtrash wrote:Welshbiker - I have been telling Xris all about the two-eyed pipe-cleaned spangle bat. We are both very excited about it
hope you enjoy your break
Ssssh - don't tell everone or they'll all want to!weebleswobble wrote:That's DerekR you're thinking of, mh got stuck in the toiletwelshbiker wrote:lolol - next time i'm not going to be quite so polite and i will stab you for your black pudding and extra sausage.mh wrote:HE HAS ARRIVED!
Lock up your locomotives! And whatever else you do, never never never have "The Beast" when he's only had "The Big Bad Boy"...!
Mind you, let me tell you something now. Never again will you hear a fat hairy Taff walk into a pub and ask for a "Big, Bad, Boy"....
If I told them once, I told them a hundred times to put 'Spinal Tap' first and 'Puppet Show' last.
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Cock. I *was* still pished. And i was at work shortly afterweebleswobble wrote:That's DerekR you're thinking of, mh got stuck in the toiletwelshbiker wrote:lolol - next time i'm not going to be quite so polite and i will stab you for your black pudding and extra sausage.mh wrote:HE HAS ARRIVED!
Lock up your locomotives! And whatever else you do, never never never have "The Beast" when he's only had "The Big Bad Boy"...!
Mind you, let me tell you something now. Never again will you hear a fat hairy Taff walk into a pub and ask for a "Big, Bad, Boy"....
Drink beer, take drugs, have sex, RIDE BIKES!!
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Hell cupcakes, you are the uber icicleJames Blast wrote:I am not cool
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