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Look. I'll be straight with you. Now I've got to Friday and had a few drinks I can tell you. I'm really Tony Blair, okay, and, so I'm told, I've had a right twit of a week. I thought I'd come up smelling of roses. Truth is I was left to look like I brought my football to school but never got a kick. All I could do to look good was to pay for my mate George to enjoy scampi in a basket (mmm...scampi) at the Dun Cow, Sedgefield.

What's more, last night George wanted to play a game called 'Battle of the bands.' Colin Powell brought out 'The Ghost of Cain' while I countered with 'Hull 4 London 0'. On refelchton, it was no contest. So I wheeled out the big guns: I played 'First and Last and Always', while my mate George (Colin calls him 'Dubya', for some reason) set up 'God's Own Medicine'. George said, 'Shock and awe? 'Blood Brother' was up to 11 as I watched Baghdad shake.'
On hearing my favourite 'Nine while nine' (by 'Sisters of a mercy', who are excellent) my mate George nodded quite a bit, and said it was 'good', which was kind. I think, on reflection, that m*****n sound much more effective and I'll probably like them quite a lot when George lends me the rest of their albums.

The problem is, m*****n tours almost all the time. I like that. It's not plastic. I like things I can have and hold and own. Like records and bombs and people.




I hardly EVER hear from sisters of a mercy. They make a nice sound, but someone told me sound disperses from its centre and deteriorates to close to nothing as it spreads across a vacuum- then they started mumbling about Elvis, who is dead. I don't know what that means but it must be clever. It uses sounds I ain't never heard before.
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Bravo!!!!

Bravo!!!


Yes Wayne tours. He put out AuRa which by me is awesome.

Nite all and ta ta for now.

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Yuh ain't from roun' these parts, are ya son?
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He has a very valid point. Mish rocks!

Andrew...just sort of lays there.
It's a pity.

He needs me to inspire him!
Or at minimum,

spank his ass into a studio.
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Red Sunsets wrote:Yuh ain't from roun' these parts, are ya son?
Lookee-here. Ah bin round these parts fur nye on 35 years-a-prospectin' fur gold. Ah've seen more bootlegs've that there 'Body Electric' than y've had hot metal, boy.

An' ah still ain't found that there noo album.

Sheee-yit.

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! :eek: :roll: :eek: !
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Gripper, have you finished the play?
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emilystrange wrote:Gripper, have you finished the play?
C yur durned PM, trailer park trash.
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Ah said, Hold on Son! Hold on, there a minite!
I thank wee gote off on the wrong fewt, me and the 4th Mrs. Leghorn are haevin' a kewk out tonight, yew and the rest of the Gripper clan are all invited!
Just bring yoresels and some hard liquor Son!
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Good ole' Reyd.
Yer sure got a purty mouth. Looks like we got ourselves one o' them there chayen gangs. Woo hoo!


Jest make sure ah'm in a fit state t' hitch up with Wild Man Prescott (from Kingston County) come Monday Morn....


Yee, if you will, hah!

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Yo all welcum, step rite in folks,
Looks lyke wee unz gote a nite too remember hap' nin'
Bye tha way boy, the names is Jaimez, as in Jaimez Bond that engerlish spy type fella' ;)
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Red Sunsets wrote:Yo all welcum, step rite in folks,
Looks lyke wee unz gote a nite too remember hap' nin'
Bye tha way boy, the names is Jaimez, as in Jaimez Bond that engerlish spy type fella' ;)
Engerlish? ENGERLISH?

Ain't nobody but none knows nothin' them engerlish don't none know nothin 'bout 'nothin.

Cleetus told Jeb. Jeb told George. George told me. Me tell you.

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Cleetus, Bleetus, Jeetus, shee-it! that damn boay doan noe nuffin'
Yo arr talkin' 'bout Zebulon's Cleetus and noat Jimmy Bob Ray's youngist?
Yuh arr ain't yuh?
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For christs sake.. I only once met a scot in person. The more he drank the less I could understand him.

If you can't say/write it in english..

Then don't bother. And Richey.... damn you!

I have been watching my punctuation.
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:( :( :(
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Oh sweetie.. sorry... but really the more he drank.. the less I could understand.
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Black Planet wrote:For christs sake.. I only once met a scot in person. The more he drank the less I could understand him.

If you can't say/write it in english..

Then don't bother. And Richey.... damn you!

I have been watching my punctuation.
But he was pretending to be a sherman tank! :wink: ;D
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:? Scatland? Which parta London is that, boy? Is it near yur Bucking-ham Palace?
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Y Gripper, boay, it's called Scotchland Engerland and its that itty bitty village with a MacDonalds and a gas stayshun. Sho yo noe it boay?
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Thoat we must dun passed it 'bout 20 miles back.

You woant maybe we should turn back an' drop by fur a root beer? And some grits? Thayit waitress wuz lookin' atya kinda strange.
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silly buggers.
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Yo mean gree-its?
Wha? Grips am an eggs over greasy man, mah sel.
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