*Awesome*.
http://somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=1817
Laugh thine arse off!
Took part in a race the other day at school. All the staff took part in this hurtle (!!) round the village. We jostled for position the starter yelled go and we were off. I SHOT into the lead which surprised me but as I got to the Post Office someone threw a turkey at me. I dodged that and got back in my stride. A bit further along someone threw a packet of Paxo. Still further a packet of dates and a tin of ham were chucked at me. The final straw was when someone lobbed a wicker basket at me.
I lodged a complaint straight away………..
Sure I was being hampered.
I lodged a complaint straight away………..
Sure I was being hampered.
Five cups of coffee just to be myself...when I'd rather be somebody else