How many baboons could you take in fight with a giant dildo?

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32 for me. Thanks to chewing gum. :wink:
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The final question is the best question ever ;D :lol:

I can take on 45 baboons with a giant dildo.
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49. But I am a Texan, after all.
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but everyone kens whit a cunt ye are ;D
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James Blast wrote:but everyone kens whit a cunt ye are ;D
If I see you smoking one red butt I'll go slamming yer erse! :D

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Baby! :D :lol:
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James Blast wrote:Baby! :D :lol:
Say UNKLE! :twisted:

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JMJ live at Tien An Min Square on EXQI! :notworthy:

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39!

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Nothing a good dildo beating wouldn't cure. :D
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i feel inadequate.
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