What do you think everyone should shut up about?
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Ah Paul, I want to have a drink and a rant with you... againlazarus corporation wrote:Since you ask:What do you think everyone should shut up about?
Moronic reality TV shows and any TV show that involves "judges" (X Factor, America's New Top Facile Cokehead etc), Terry Pratchett (talking animals are neither big nor clever, and the infantile joke's gone on way too long), that c**t of a "Pastor" in the US who's gobbling up his 15 minutes of fame by threatening to burn books, Wayne Rooney (especially the sexual escapades of this very, very, ugly man), England's 2010 World Cup defeat (inevitable), England's 1966 World Cup victory (ancient history), World War II (when mentioned in relationship to Football or EU politics), the "War on Terror", the "War on Drugs", any other "wars" against emotions or inanimate objects, David Cameron, David Cameron's wife, David Cameron's child, your "right" not to be offended (f**k off!), Creationism (Blatant Lies), "Intelligent Design" (Desperate Lies), Religion in general (if you want to believe in your special sky fairy then that's fine, but just f**king shut up about it - as soon as the possibility of your religion being "offended" threatens my freedom of expression then you're the enemy), Soap Operas (all of them), your baby (I really don't give a flying f**k that you've shat out a child, and no, it's doesn't "entitle" you anything - you just f**ked and gave birth like a billion people before you), 98% of all music and 99% off all "musical artistes", Davina McCall, Tony Blair (c**t), Peter Mandelson (c**t), the EDL (fascist c**t), 3D films, Cheryl Cole, and people getting "offended" (in full adolescent drama queen mode) by stuff people post on the internet.
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How good "Bohemian Rhapsody" is. I f**king hate it and I f**king hate Queen. Camp rock at it's best/worst.
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Norman Hunter wrote:How good "Bohemian Rhapsody" is. I f**king hate it and I f**king hate Queen. Camp rock at it's best/worst.
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Wayne Rooney
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Footballers and their wives (or other sexual partners) in general?Hom_Corleone wrote:Wayne Rooney
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Always happy to meet up again - how about the London Einsturzende Neubauten gigs?boudicca wrote:Ah Paul, I want to have a drink and a rant with you... againlazarus corporation wrote:Since you ask:What do you think everyone should shut up about?
Moronic reality TV shows and any TV show that involves "judges" (X Factor, America's New Top Facile Cokehead etc), Terry Pratchett (talking animals are neither big nor clever, and the infantile joke's gone on way too long), that c**t of a "Pastor" in the US who's gobbling up his 15 minutes of fame by threatening to burn books, Wayne Rooney (especially the sexual escapades of this very, very, ugly man), England's 2010 World Cup defeat (inevitable), England's 1966 World Cup victory (ancient history), World War II (when mentioned in relationship to Football or EU politics), the "War on Terror", the "War on Drugs", any other "wars" against emotions or inanimate objects, David Cameron, David Cameron's wife, David Cameron's child, your "right" not to be offended (f**k off!), Creationism (Blatant Lies), "Intelligent Design" (Desperate Lies), Religion in general (if you want to believe in your special sky fairy then that's fine, but just f**king shut up about it - as soon as the possibility of your religion being "offended" threatens my freedom of expression then you're the enemy), Soap Operas (all of them), your baby (I really don't give a flying f**k that you've shat out a child, and no, it's doesn't "entitle" you anything - you just f**ked and gave birth like a billion people before you), 98% of all music and 99% off all "musical artistes", Davina McCall, Tony Blair (c**t), Peter Mandelson (c**t), the EDL (fascist c**t), 3D films, Cheryl Cole, and people getting "offended" (in full adolescent drama queen mode) by stuff people post on the internet.
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Si.markfiend wrote:Footballers and their wives (or other sexual partners) in general?Hom_Corleone wrote:Wayne Rooney
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That, as a musician, I HAVE to recognize the genius that are both the Beatles and the Stones, and that I should like one of them better than the other.
They are both old pharts, with three hit singles that I like when I'm drunk, three obscure songs that no-one likes but me and some other weirdo's, and a lot of carp songs and album-fillers, so tough choice, can't you all see?
IZ.
They are both old pharts, with three hit singles that I like when I'm drunk, three obscure songs that no-one likes but me and some other weirdo's, and a lot of carp songs and album-fillers, so tough choice, can't you all see?
IZ.
Spot on! And how sick am I of hearing how brilliant Lennon and McCartney were as songwriters??Izzy HaveMercy wrote:That, as a musician, I HAVE to recognize the genius that are both the Beatles and the Stones, and that I should like one of them better than the other.
They are both old pharts, with three hit singles that I like when I'm drunk, three obscure songs that no-one likes but me and some other weirdo's, and a lot of carp songs and album-fillers, so tough choice, can't you all see?
IZ.
"Ob la di, ob la da, life goes on. La, la la la life goes on"? And at least 80% of "Hey Jude" was the word "la". And this is before we start on the nauseating crap that was "Woman" and "Imagine", or the aural insult that was the frigging "Frog Chorus"..
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It is true... the Beatles changed my life, but looking back, 95% of McCartney's output was distinctly nursery rhymish. George Harrison was the real talent.DeWinter wrote:Spot on! And how sick am I of hearing how brilliant Lennon and McCartney were as songwriters??
"Ob la di, ob la da, life goes on. La, la la la life goes on"? And at least 80% of "Hey Jude" was the word "la". And this is before we start on the nauseating crap that was "Woman" and "Imagine", or the aural insult that was the frigging "Frog Chorus"..
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they're both derivitive anyway
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Yeah but face it, Billy Joel nailed it when he sang "It's still rock n' roll to me".
Right on Bill!
Right on Bill!
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