Heinz Beanz v's Heinz Baked Beans

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
Post Reply
User avatar
Memphis Rich
Gonzoid Amphetamine Filth
Posts: 360
Joined: 17 Jul 2010, 23:45

Heinz 101?
Words are just turds
In sewers of sound
Top
User avatar
10-E Rabid
Amphetamine Filth
Posts: 203
Joined: 12 Nov 2008, 23:36
Location: My Home

Sounds like a school course. Bean there done that...Seriously though, i'm enrolled in Heinz 101.:)
"Go forth and become a happy cabbage"
Top
User avatar
EvilBastard
Overbomber
Posts: 3934
Joined: 01 Feb 2006, 17:48
Location: Where the Ruined Tower shouts

Heinz Von Oh Von?

"So, my kleine enjineerink students - ve take ze egg like zo, und zen ve send 18 trillion volts zroo it, zereby creatink ze Master Egg! Bwa ha ahaah aha ha!"

Image
"I won't go down in history, but I probably will go down on your sister."
Hank Moody
Top
User avatar
Memphis Rich
Gonzoid Amphetamine Filth
Posts: 360
Joined: 17 Jul 2010, 23:45

Heinz and egg? There's a thought. More of a dinner than a master race though.
Words are just turds
In sewers of sound
Top
Post Reply

Return to “General Chat”