A Ninja's Secret Weapon

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We all know that any Ninja worth his/her salt has one. In the youtube link below, I can accept 'Blade of the Fan' but I'm struggling with 'Vagina Bubbles from Hell' :eek: as it just freaked me out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWBOWbAzfuM (Totally work safe in terms of non-sexual content, other than your company firewall may trigger on the V-word.)

Those crazee Japs always know how to out-weird us gaijins. :urff:

Any other Ninja secret weapons out there I should be aware of? Just in case.
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i don't know any other ninja secret weapons, but i do know that those bubbles are very dangerous things indeed:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSBoSBvqwSA
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i'm sorry but the both of you are too weird for my brain.
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you'll thank us when a ninja secret weapon question comes up in the pub quiz ;D
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Now there's an ad for Fairy Liquid that would make me change brands!!! :lol:
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LouLou wrote:i don't know any other ninja secret weapons, but i do know that those bubbles are very dangerous things indeed:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSBoSBvqwSA
I can't decide if that was more scarier than my link. :eek:

But anyway, nice one LouLou and you're on my plain. As soon as the Quiz Master mentions Ninjas, Vaginas and Bubbles - I'm there. :notworthy:

But I'm still struggling. Who was the the guy/gal who shot jets of mercury from his/her eyes and then it became steel after encasing the victim?
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Not bad but I raise you some bollywood action
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Johnny Rev 7.0 wrote:Who was the the guy/gal who shot jets of mercury from his/her eyes and then it became steel after encasing the victim?
haven't got a clue. that's the pub quiz down the pan :oops:

i vaguely remember a comic (or was it a game?) character who had power over metals and made them do stuff (which may or may not include encasing people in steel), but i don't remember any mercury beams involved.

:?

i'm curious now. let me know if you remember who it was :)
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No need LouLou. markfiend will spot this thread sometime tomorrow/today and reel of a minimum of 200 Ninja's Secret Weapon facts, complete with characterisation and situ, and he'll do it purely of the top of his head without resorting to Wiki.

How his head has never exploded with all the info stored in there is beyond me.

Nothing like bigging someone up ... :kiss: :wink:
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Erm. Sorry to disappoint John but Japanese weird is something that passed me by.

Although the mercury-to-steel thing does ring some bells...
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I like this thread :D
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weebleswobble wrote:I like this thread :D
so do i.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vmn63tFP ... re=related
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you can't complain then, can you?
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this is tr00
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LouLou wrote:
weebleswobble wrote:I like this thread :D
so do i.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vmn63tFP ... re=related
... :lol: ... s**t Happens ... a nice thread, indeed ... ;D ... never seen such vids before ...
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It's Ginger Ninjas you have to watch! ;)
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splintered thing wrote:It's Ginger Ninjas you have to watch! ;)
we'll f8ck you up no end :innocent:
‎"We will wear some very loud shirts. We will wear some very wrong trousers."
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