that new The Cult single is feckin' ace!
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Damn. That was my line. Oh wait...Pista wrote:The B**tl*s were the worst thing to ever blight the music industry.
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Andrew Eldritch can't sing!
Oh wait... that's not controversial.
The Sisters of Mercy are dead!
Hmmm, this is tougher than I thought.
Oh wait... that's not controversial.
The Sisters of Mercy are dead!
Hmmm, this is tougher than I thought.
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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:Damn. That was my line. Oh wait...Pista wrote:The B**tl*s were the worst thing to ever blight the music industry.
"The R*ll*ng St*nes were the second worst thing to ever blight the music industry."
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i had to be controversial not cliche.
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but they are!
1. the physical features of said foodstuff does not afford the installation of a birthday candle. in the unlikely event that one encounters an unnaturally fat jaffa cake (which is an anomaly at the best of times) and successfully stabs it with a birthday candle, the chances of blowing the candle without capsizing the jaffa cake and setting the table cloth on fire are minimal.
2. it is possible to shove an entire jaffa cake in ones mouth without prompting a gagging reflex. i am at a loss as to how the same can be done with, say, a victoria sponge. in fact, i am proud to declare that i can shove TWO jaffa cakes in my gob in one go. and i am certain i could manage more had the orifice in question been spatially optimised for the purpose of providing a cosy home for the delectable critters.
3. the little fairies told me.
nuff said.
1. the physical features of said foodstuff does not afford the installation of a birthday candle. in the unlikely event that one encounters an unnaturally fat jaffa cake (which is an anomaly at the best of times) and successfully stabs it with a birthday candle, the chances of blowing the candle without capsizing the jaffa cake and setting the table cloth on fire are minimal.
2. it is possible to shove an entire jaffa cake in ones mouth without prompting a gagging reflex. i am at a loss as to how the same can be done with, say, a victoria sponge. in fact, i am proud to declare that i can shove TWO jaffa cakes in my gob in one go. and i am certain i could manage more had the orifice in question been spatially optimised for the purpose of providing a cosy home for the delectable critters.
3. the little fairies told me.
nuff said.
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It's certainly a novel idea, the comments did make me laugh a bit. Even for a download it is a bit steep regarding the fact that there are only 2 new tracks. Still good on them for trying something new.James Blast wrote:that new The Cult single is feckin' ace!
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Bet the film is arse though
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Ye've nivir eaten a hob-nob huv ye?abridged wrote:On the biccie theme. Anyone who dips thus ruining tea and said biccie, well crucifixion without the happy ending methinks is too good for them...
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James Blast wrote:or if ye live in Craiglang - a Knib-Knob
Despite large amounts of Scandinavian DNA, the people of the North of England are the ugliest I have ever seen. The average Northerner wouldn't look out of place under a bridge saying "Fol de rol".
The Cult are certainly not worth listening to live, especially since Ian's cod-American accent has got even stronger. I heard a live version of "She sells sanctuary" (where he was doing his best/worst Jim Morrison impression), and it sounded more like he was singing "the sparkle in her ass".
The Cult are certainly not worth listening to live, especially since Ian's cod-American accent has got even stronger. I heard a live version of "She sells sanctuary" (where he was doing his best/worst Jim Morrison impression), and it sounded more like he was singing "the sparkle in her ass".
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which is why some of us use two cups - one of them contains the tea for drinking, the other the tea for dipping bicciesabridged wrote:On the biccie theme. Anyone who dips thus ruining tea and said biccie, well crucifixion without the happy ending methinks is too good for them...
Too far and also very, very wrong.culprit wrote:Now that's going too far!!LouLou wrote:jaffa cakes are not cakes, they are BISCUITS!!!
Think about it. What do biscuits do when left in the tin for too long? They go soft.
What do cakes do when left in the tin too long?
They go hard.
Jaffa Cakes if left for too long (yes I know that never happens but in the interest of science you may just have to investigate this) in the tin GO HARD.
Therefore are cakes. Plus the fact it says what they are in the name LOL
Anyway, back to topic. I never court contraversy - it's too much like hard work, you have to validate and argue. PAH to that
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much as i admire your scientific approach to the matter, i am very sceptical about the possibility of empirically testing what becomes of a jaffa cake when left unattended in a tin for a prolonged period of time. in my experience, they don't live long enoughDebaser wrote:Too far and also very, very wrong.culprit wrote:Now that's going too far!!LouLou wrote:jaffa cakes are not cakes, they are BISCUITS!!!
Think about it. What do biscuits do when left in the tin for too long? They go soft.
What do cakes do when left in the tin too long?
They go hard.
Jaffa Cakes if left for too long (yes I know that never happens but in the interest of science you may just have to investigate this) in the tin GO HARD. Therefore are cakes.
that rationale would dictate that the polystyrene discs called 'rice cakes' are in fact *GASP!* cakes.Debaser wrote:Plus the fact it says what they are in the name LOL
Which, by the way, go hard when left for too long. Which is ALWAYS the case as they are nasty to the nth degreeLouLou wrote:
that rationale would dictate that the polystyrene discs called 'rice cakes' are in fact *GASP!* cakes.Debaser wrote:Plus the fact it says what they are in the name LOL
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To carry on a theme....
Led Zeppelin were the third worst thing to happen to the music industry.
Led Zeppelin were the third worst thing to happen to the music industry.
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