After 3/4 of a bottle of Jameson's and injesting several jazz cigarretes I had a very amusing discussion regarding the above a few nights ago.
Basically, you can invite 4 people (alive or dead to a dinner party) - not including friends or family.
I chose (I think );
The Dalai Lama
Bill Hicks
Hitler
Chris Morris
No rhyme or reason. I just figured they would have an interesting debate. One has to assume Hitler can speak English fairly well.
Interested to know who you'd invite....
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they do this in our local rag every week. brings out some less obvious guests
ItnAklipse,
James Blast,
Being645, and
the mad bint with the green biro
I'll bring the beer and the tunes
ItnAklipse,
James Blast,
Being645, and
the mad bint with the green biro
I'll bring the beer and the tunes
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Hmm, well, assuming we can't invite fictional people..
Neil Gaiman
P.G Wodehouse
Noel Cowerd
Terry Pratchett
Charles Dickens
Rik Mayall
Marilyn Monroe (to add some neurotic but stunning eye-candy)
Neil Gaiman
P.G Wodehouse
Noel Cowerd
Terry Pratchett
Charles Dickens
Rik Mayall
Marilyn Monroe (to add some neurotic but stunning eye-candy)
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Ray Winstone
Kenneth Williams
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...and the crash helment?paint it black wrote:they do this in our local rag every week. brings out some less obvious guests
ItnAklipse,
James Blast,
Being645, and
the mad bint with the green biro
I'll bring the beer and the tunes
Personally a good dinner party would be me, my DVD collection, and a few bottles of something with a kick.
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Lolly Badcock, Angel Long, Cate Harrington and Holly Dee.
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i shall be honoured to carry out the waitressing dutiespaint it black wrote:they do this in our local rag every week. brings out some less obvious guests
ItnAklipse,
James Blast,
Being645, and
the mad bint with the green biro
I'll bring the beer and the tunes
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Forget dinner. Straight to the dessert.Norman Hunter wrote:Lolly Badcock, Angel Long, Cate Harrington and Holly Dee.
I had great fun googling who they were.
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Hopefully not at work.Hom_Corleone wrote:I had great fun googling who they were.
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Yes actually. I even had to turn safe search to off.Norman Hunter wrote:Hopefully not at work.Hom_Corleone wrote:I had great fun googling who they were.
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Assuming that the dinner party should have an equal mix of chaps and girls...
Henry Kissinger (cute accent, terrifying intellect)
Edward Said (he and Henry have a lot to talk about)
Benazir Bhutto
Lucretia Borgia (she won't be allowed anywhere near the kitchen, though!)
Henry Kissinger (cute accent, terrifying intellect)
Edward Said (he and Henry have a lot to talk about)
Benazir Bhutto
Lucretia Borgia (she won't be allowed anywhere near the kitchen, though!)
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Do you mean the Mike Williams who sits next to me at work?LouLou wrote:iain banks
david cronenberg
mike williams
nigella lawson (cos i can't cook)
Good choice.
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Very well actually. Very nice chap indeed. I'll see if he's free.LouLou wrote:if the eyehategod singer (provided you can call it singing, that is) mike williams is otherwise occupied, your colleague is most welcome to tag along
edit - how does he fare in the table manners department?
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best answer yetmillion voices wrote:David Bowie
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but could it be a bloke that knew my great grand-dad instead? while i'm sure your great grand-dad was a lovely chap, it means nowt to me
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... ... I should be pleased to come ... ...LouLou wrote:i shall be honoured to carry out the waitressing dutiespaint it black wrote:they do this in our local rag every week. brings out some less obvious guests
ItnAklipse,
James Blast,
Being645, and
the mad bint with the green biro
I'll bring the beer and the tunes
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What the choices were based on:- You need the messiah to answer the burning questions that have been bothering mankind for years, like what happened to "2.Contamination" and are there any more Ziggy out-takes? Jesus, is a handy guy if you run out of wine and da Vinci can make swans from your napkins.
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