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Silver_Owl
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27 Sep 2010, 13:35
After 3/4 of a bottle of Jameson's and injesting several jazz cigarretes I had a very amusing discussion regarding the above a few nights ago.
Basically, you can invite 4 people (alive or dead to a dinner party) - not including friends or family.
I chose (I think
);
The Dalai Lama
Bill Hicks
Hitler
Chris Morris
No rhyme or reason. I just figured they would have an interesting debate. One has to assume Hitler can speak English fairly well.
Interested to know who you'd invite....
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27 Sep 2010, 13:39
they do this in our local rag every week. brings out some less obvious guests
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27 Sep 2010, 13:59
@ PIB:
Bruce Lee
Amanda Lear
Sigmund Freud
Chris Pontius
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DeWinter
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27 Sep 2010, 14:07
Hmm, well, assuming we can't invite fictional people..
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27 Sep 2010, 14:17
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27 Sep 2010, 14:19
paint it black wrote: they do this in our local rag every week. brings out some less obvious guests
...and the crash helment?
Personally a good dinner party would be me, my DVD collection, and a few bottles of something with a kick.
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27 Sep 2010, 14:21
Lolly Badcock, Angel Long, Cate Harrington and Holly Dee.
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LouLou
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27 Sep 2010, 14:28
paint it black wrote: they do this in our local rag every week. brings out some less obvious guests
i shall be honoured to carry out the waitressing duties
Silver_Owl
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27 Sep 2010, 14:28
Norman Hunter wrote: Lolly Badcock, Angel Long, Cate Harrington and Holly Dee.
Forget dinner. Straight to the dessert.
I had great fun googling who they were.
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27 Sep 2010, 14:32
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Hom_Corleone wrote: I had great fun googling who they were.
Hopefully
not at work.
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Silver_Owl
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27 Sep 2010, 14:36
Norman Hunter wrote: Hom_Corleone wrote: I had great fun googling who they were.
Hopefully
not at work.
Yes actually. I even had to turn safe search to
off .
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27 Sep 2010, 14:39
Chairman Bux wrote: Me
I imagine Timsinister has probably had one or two wet dreams along those lines. Presumably Jon Pertwee had arranged some timeline crossing to make it possible.
Nationalise the f**king lot.
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27 Sep 2010, 14:41
Assuming that the dinner party should have an equal mix of chaps and girls...
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27 Sep 2010, 14:47
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27 Sep 2010, 15:06
iain banks
Silver_Owl
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27 Sep 2010, 15:08
LouLou wrote: iain banks
Do you mean the Mike Williams who sits next to me at work?
Good choice.
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27 Sep 2010, 15:11
if the eyehategod singer (provided you can call it singing, that is) mike williams is otherwise occupied, your colleague is most welcome to tag along
edit - how does he fare in the table manners department?
Silver_Owl
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27 Sep 2010, 15:12
LouLou wrote: if the eyehategod singer (provided you can call it singing, that is) mike williams is otherwise occupied, your colleague is most welcome to tag along
edit - how does he fare in the table manners department?
Very well actually. Very nice chap indeed. I'll see if he's free.
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LouLou
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27 Sep 2010, 15:14
yay!
tell him nigella's going to be there if he's not sure about it
BaroqueHyena
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27 Sep 2010, 15:39
1. Henri de Tolouse-Lautrec
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27 Sep 2010, 15:58
David Bowie
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27 Sep 2010, 16:06
million voices wrote: David Bowie
best answer yet
but could it be a bloke that knew my great grand-dad instead? while i'm sure your great grand-dad was a lovely chap, it means nowt to me
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27 Sep 2010, 16:25
LouLou wrote: paint it black wrote: they do this in our local rag every week. brings out some less obvious guests
i shall be honoured to carry out the waitressing duties
...
... I should be pleased to come ...
...
million voices
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27 Sep 2010, 16:29
What the choices were based on:- You need the messiah to answer the burning questions that have been bothering mankind for years, like what happened to "2.Contamination" and are there any more Ziggy out-takes? Jesus, is a handy guy if you run out of wine and da Vinci can make swans from your napkins.
Well you must know something
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