Mobile phone death

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Francis
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Fuckers just die don't they? Fortunately just out of contract so I can upgrade to an iPhone. But still pisses me off how they snare me.
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BaroqueHyena
Road Kill
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I recently had a phone that had the screen just up and die... It was a touchscreen. :/
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Bartek
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i love that feeling of release and unlashed what dead's mobile phone brings.
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weebleswobble
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They are primed to self destruct
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LouLou
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my 7373 is still very much alive and kicking after years of ill treatment.

and it's pink! ;D
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markfiend
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Inbuilt obsolescence. It's a bugger.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
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Ozpat
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I prefer the era when mobile phones did not yet exist. :)
"as we walk on the floodland"
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