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Re garden strimmer: I have to add...

Do not use one anywhere that there may be dog-poo. Especially if you habitually sing (and therefore have your mouth open a lot) while gardening.

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markfiend wrote:Re garden strimmer: I have to add...

Do not use one anywhere that there may be dog-poo. Especially if you habitually sing (and therefore have your mouth open a lot) while gardening.

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Yuk! Personal experience????? Please god no!
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streamline wrote:
markfiend wrote:Re garden strimmer: I have to add...

Do not use one anywhere that there may be dog-poo. Especially if you habitually sing (and therefore have your mouth open a lot) while gardening.

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Yuk! Personal experience????? Please god no!
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I'll bet they don't call him "Lucky" :lol:

Even the thought of strimming pooh turns my stomach.
Bet it sounds cool though...
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