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CorpPunk
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Big Si wrote:
Clucking Belle wrote:The god guy always gets the bad girl in the end, hot lips.
Clucking Belle! You're a girl? :eek:

But your photo was in the Members Gallery and you were definitely a bloke! :wink: :twisted:
And a mega hot bloke at that. Good thing I like a man who's in touch with his feminine side. So that rules you out, butch. :twisted:
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There's no way I'm touching his feminine side. :urff:
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Chairman Bux wrote:There's no way I'm touching his feminine side. :urff:
Smart move. It's used goods. :wink:
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CorpPunk wrote:
Chairman Bux wrote:There's no way I'm touching his feminine side. :urff:
Smart move. It's used goods. :wink:
damaged goods more like ;)
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
CorpPunk
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Quiff Boy wrote:
CorpPunk wrote:
Chairman Bux wrote:There's no way I'm touching his feminine side. :urff:
Smart move. It's used goods. :wink:
damaged goods more like ;)
Wanna find out for yourself, Quifflet? :innocent: :wink:

:roll:

By the way, where's my t-shirt?!
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shhhhh! :urff:
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Chairman Bux wrote:Three men and a drum machine. What a wonderfully unique idea...
Yes. Sad, really. We thought about having a drummer and another guitarist, but someone told us The Beatles had already done that. I also mourn the lack of originality in modern literature. Most of it is just one man and a typewriter.
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Clucking Belle is indeed a boy. His feminine side is more or less intact, but doesn't get out that much.

The thought of Clucking Belle meeting Tealady Bux is mildly less appealing than watching 90 minutes of the Scots play...er, no, sharing the same field as, the Dutch in the Amsterdam ArenA on 19/11/03.
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Oh yes and he is also very pretty, sometimes very cruel and goes like a freight train painted in the shiniest yellows (when wearing his Brazil top) or blues (chelski on occasion).
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mugabe wrote:
Chairman Bux wrote:Three men and a drum machine. What a wonderfully unique idea...
Yes. Sad, really. We thought about having a drummer and another guitarist, but someone told us The Beatles had already done that. I also mourn the lack of originality in modern literature. Most of it is just one man and a typewriter.

Nice Mugabe, nice :wink: :lol:
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CorpPunk wrote: And a mega hot bloke at that. Good thing I like a man who's in touch with his feminine side. So that rules you out, butch. :twisted:
So you'd rather have a wee man, than a Big Man tae help ye? :wink: :twisted:
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Black Dahlia wrote:
mugabe wrote:
Chairman Bux wrote:Three men and a drum machine. What a wonderfully unique idea...
Yes. Sad, really. We thought about having a drummer and another guitarist, but someone told us The Beatles had already done that. I also mourn the lack of originality in modern literature. Most of it is just one man and a typewriter.

Nice Mugabe, nice :wink: :lol:
LOL.... spot on Mugabe.... and the more i listen to them the more they are growing on me to be honest!

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Still playing guitar - sometimes weird shaped ones.
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Gary
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kinda reminds me of TSOM and Jim Carroll

time for my medication ?
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Padstar wrote:the more i listen to them the more they are growing on me to be honest!
The Beatles?

Oh, the songs! Thanks, thought once would be enough for anyone. Regarding the mixing, it was really difficult, especially the vocals, not being very professionally recorded. Also, I've never mixed anything but vermouth and gin before.
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