i, for one, wouldn't want at my dinner party because i'm not prepared to let him set off the fire alarms with all the smoke that seems to follow him everywhere.
i also very much doubt that my flat has the necessary infrastructure for the pretty lights.
Fantasy Dinner Party
- originalgoth
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I think I'd have
Morrissey (To thank him for writing so many great songs and for his great use of the English language and sarcasm / whit)
Nigel Mansell (just because he was the reason I got into F1 all those years ago)
I would invite for sure, (it would be nice to say to him "Shut the F&*K Up if he stepped out of line but I know I would never say that to him)
Clint Eastwood (to ask him if he felt lucky about my cooking)
Clint could keep in check couldn't he
Morrissey (To thank him for writing so many great songs and for his great use of the English language and sarcasm / whit)
Nigel Mansell (just because he was the reason I got into F1 all those years ago)
I would invite for sure, (it would be nice to say to him "Shut the F&*K Up if he stepped out of line but I know I would never say that to him)
Clint Eastwood (to ask him if he felt lucky about my cooking)
Clint could keep in check couldn't he
And I ride down the Highway 101
By the side of the ocean, headed for Sunset
Black Planet according to originalGoth
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hYeYgNIntQ
By the side of the ocean, headed for Sunset
Black Planet according to originalGoth
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hYeYgNIntQ
J. Blast
Lech Janerka ( you can;t know him - he's Polish musican, writing great lyrics, i love to read any interview with him)
i have to think for a while about 4th person.
Lech Janerka ( you can;t know him - he's Polish musican, writing great lyrics, i love to read any interview with him)
i have to think for a while about 4th person.
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Yeah it is. Chris lives about 1/4 mile from me. I'm not going to post his address on open forum though, the poor bugger will be besieged as it is.Maisey wrote:To help you in your decision making process
And for the weirdos among you, I'm fairly sure that's Burley Park, so get your camping equipment and binoculars ready!
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
—Bertrand Russell
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I have actually thought about this for years and I have lots of versions... whenever I plan my Christmas do I think about all the better people I could have at my table instead of the family I will end up resenting by the pudding course. Current fave wish list:
Queen Elizabeth I
Queen Elizabeth II
Geoffery Robertson
Tom Baker
I reckon it'd be a riot!
Queen Elizabeth I
Queen Elizabeth II
Geoffery Robertson
Tom Baker
I reckon it'd be a riot!
as the day is long,
rain from heaven
rain from heaven
- Silver_Owl
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splintered thing wrote: Tom Baker
We forgive as we forget
As the day is long.
As the day is long.
i found 4th person: Anthony BourdainBartek wrote:J. Blast
Lech Janerka ( you can;t know him - he's Polish musican, writing great lyrics, i love to read any interview with him)
i have to think for a while about 4th person.
eek no women. women would be for dessert.
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Sounds like we may be related to the same people. I solve this problem by making sure I'm on holiday over Christmas with a stack of books, a case of malbec, a stilton, and a carton of smokes. Maybe have one or two people I'm not related to over for drinks and sausage rolls, but beyond that the rest of the world can fuck off for 4 days (coz I'm a miserable git ).splintered thing wrote:whenever I plan my Christmas do I think about all the better people I could have at my table instead of the family I will end up resenting by the pudding course.
"I won't go down in history, but I probably will go down on your sister."
Hank Moody
Hank Moody
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EvilBastard wrote:Sounds like we may be related to the same people. I solve this problem by making sure I'm on holiday over Christmas with a stack of books, a case of malbec, a stilton, and a carton of smokes. Maybe have one or two people I'm not related to over for drinks and sausage rolls, but beyond that the rest of the world can fuck off for 4 days (coz I'm a miserable git ).splintered thing wrote:whenever I plan my Christmas do I think about all the better people I could have at my table instead of the family I will end up resenting by the pudding course.
Oh yes! We have the full 'do' @ ours this year.... oh lordy I am psyching up already - you should come!
as the day is long,
rain from heaven
rain from heaven
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Still think I win. The conversation wouldn't be that great, but how many of you lot would have problems walking the next day after yours..?
Four strings good, six strings bad
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I recognise that patch of green they had the football on, just around the corner from me. Pity that pub there closed.markfiend wrote:Yeah it is. Chris lives about 1/4 mile from me. I'm not going to post his address on open forum though, the poor bugger will be besieged as it is.Maisey wrote:To help you in your decision making process
And for the weirdos among you, I'm fairly sure that's Burley Park, so get your camping equipment and binoculars ready!
I also have a copy of that issue of Sandman Wayne is reading. Hell, I've got an article in it.
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For an enjoyable chat & to give them a chance to put right the wrongs done in their names...
Jesus
Karl Marx
Elvis
and to ensure that their hillarious attempts are subsequently followed by a TV crew for a reality show on ITV2
Max Clifford
(catering by Kerry Catonia & all at Iceland - the shop not the country!)
Jesus
Karl Marx
Elvis
and to ensure that their hillarious attempts are subsequently followed by a TV crew for a reality show on ITV2
Max Clifford
(catering by Kerry Catonia & all at Iceland - the shop not the country!)
Asperum Aestimate Fimi Aliquid Hodie
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What a sneeky way of luring me in there...paint it black wrote:I'll bring the beer and the tunes
we've got beer and we've got fuel
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My guests would be:
Hunter S. Thompson
Anthony Bourdain
Stanley Kubrick
Johnny Depp
Hunter S. Thompson
Anthony Bourdain
Stanley Kubrick
Johnny Depp
I think I would invite
Terry Hall
He is so dead pan & a hero from my childhood. Pina Coladas with him would be fun.
Blast.
Need to have some controversy & he could bring the cheese too.
Lauren Bravo
Someone who will prolly document & blog the event & bring a sensational sense of humour to the proceedings.
Siouxsie Sioux
To swap crimping tips with.
Justin Beiber
Well, someone needs to do the washing up.
Terry Hall
He is so dead pan & a hero from my childhood. Pina Coladas with him would be fun.
Blast.
Need to have some controversy & he could bring the cheese too.
Lauren Bravo
Someone who will prolly document & blog the event & bring a sensational sense of humour to the proceedings.
Siouxsie Sioux
To swap crimping tips with.
Justin Beiber
Well, someone needs to do the washing up.
- Silver_Owl
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He drinks in Leamington. I'll ask him for you next time I see him.Pista wrote:
Terry Hall
He is so dead pan & a hero from my childhood. Pina Coladas with him would be fun.
We forgive as we forget
As the day is long.
As the day is long.
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Oh Bowiie
how about
how about
- DB Ziggy Stardust
DB Thin White Duke sniff sniff
DB eighties whore
DB post Heart Attack
‎"We will wear some very loud shirts. We will wear some very wrong trousers."