Keef - In His Own Words

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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No, not that Keef - t'other one.

Keith Richards's tell-all autobiography is out soon, but if you don't have time to wade through his hazy memories, here are the 20 essential things you need to know about the legendary Rolling Stones guitarist
Teh Grauniad wrote:On the night of the infamous 1967 Redlands drug bust, Keef was so far gone on LSD that when the police arrived at his Sussex country mansion, he mistook them for uniformed dwarves, welcoming them in with open arms."
Allegedly.

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I doubt Oor Keef's autobiog would read too much differently. 8)
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Glad to see I've not been forgoat! :lol: :kiss: :notworthy:
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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Like all the nights spent drinking, you mean?

No fear!

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