Men! Is your junk frequently placed in the way of small handgun bullets? Do you despair of being able to protect your bits from shrapner? Despair no longer! BCP International, located in sunny Cardiff, has the solution.
Yes, folks - meet the Blast Boxers (it doesn't say whether they protect you from the amourous advances of sheep, which I should have thought was higher on the list of priorities for welsh people...)
Men! Protect your junk!
- EvilBastard
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Hank Moody
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"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
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- SomeKindOfStranger
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"The “blast boxers� can stop a projectile moving at 230 meters per second (about the speed of a small handgun bullet), according to the company’s website."
assume that covers 'outgoing' as well as 'incoming'......
assume that covers 'outgoing' as well as 'incoming'......
I hear her cry all day, all night
I hear her voice from deep within the wall
Made a cross from knitting needles
Made a grave from hoover bags
Especially for the woman in the wall
I hear her voice from deep within the wall
Made a cross from knitting needles
Made a grave from hoover bags
Especially for the woman in the wall
- EvilBastard
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Is that a small handgun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?SomeKindOfStranger wrote:"The “blast boxers� can stop a projectile moving at 230 meters per second (about the speed of a small handgun bullet), according to the company’s website."
assume that covers 'outgoing' as well as 'incoming'......
"I won't go down in history, but I probably will go down on your sister."
Hank Moody
Hank Moody
- emilystrange
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junk... lol. about right. *snork*
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
- Izzy HaveMercy
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Gives the phrase "Blast! Inna Area!!!" a whole different meaning, that does...
IZ.
IZ.
- timsinister
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What a good idea. How is it against irate ball-kicking people?
- weebleswobble
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buy 'em and we'll testtimsinister wrote:What a good idea. How is it against irate ball-kicking people?
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- Silver_Owl
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Is there a queue?weebleswobble wrote:buy 'em and we'll testtimsinister wrote:What a good idea. How is it against irate ball-kicking people?
We forgive as we forget
As the day is long.
As the day is long.