17/11/2010 - Goth Lightlub Jokes

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And now, the seemingly unending list of lightbulb jokes: :lol:

Q - How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
A - What's a lightbulb?

Q - How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
A - Three, oneto change it and two to talk about Lord Byron's Grand Tour and creative uses of laudinum in a metaphysical environment.

Q - How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
A - None, but one has to light the candle.

Q - How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
A - None, they'd rather sit in the dark and cry.

Q - How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
A - None, they just embrace the darkness.

Q - How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
A - Two, one to replace the UV tube, and one to put a Waynes Husseys Album on. :urff:

Q - How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
A - They have candles.

Q - How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
A - None, the lights wouldn't be one anyway.

Q - How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
A - Two. One to change it for a purple bulb and one to plug the smoke machine in.

Q - How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
A - Six. One to change the bulb, five to scream "Turn that bloody light off!"

Q - How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
A - Dunno, but I see them all practicing at Slimelight, while dancing to the Nephs. The raise their arms in a stretching way towards the ceiling, twisting their wrists and returning their arm to their mid-rift, while walking backwards and swaying in the murky darkness.

Q - How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
A - Two. One to change the bulb, and another to curse the first for putting a glare on the terminal screen while the second was reading alt.gothic.

Q - How many goths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A - Two. (or more depending on your preference) I don't know how they fit in there, though!

Q - How many necrophiliacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A - None, they prefer their bulbs dead.

I found out there more, but some were not fitted in here ;D :lol:
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How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and the other to complain about how much better the bulb was in 1983.
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Q. How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Just one, but there hasn't been a new lightbulb since 1990...
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EvilBastard wrote:Q. How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Just one, but there hasn't been a new lightbulb since 1990...
And while we're on the topic:

Q. How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Just one, but he wants 3 million quid to do it.
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