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What will you be asking Santa for this year?

New Sisters album
11
38%
Jetpack
1
3%
a sweet shop
0
No votes
Ferrari Enzo
1
3%
Holly Valance
4
14%
Johnny Depp
1
3%
Your football team to actually win something (doesn't apply to Man U fans)
5
17%
your own pub
4
14%
the Red Dwarf Movie to be finished (when? WHEN?!!)
1
3%
World Peace (you hippy!)
1
3%
 
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Blimey, I can't believe it's December already!

Personally, I would like the Sisters to do a storming set in my living room, just for me and my friends. and all you other Heartlanders. :kiss:
Adam Pearson would be wearing reindeers' horns, Chris Starling would wear a pixies hat and winkle pickers, and Von would be dressed as Santa. complete with beard.
After the gig, we'd all get merry on Brandy and 'Black Shuck's festive punch' (75% alcohol) before Von would reach into his Santa sack and give me... A BRAND NEW SISTERS ALBUM!
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red dwarf. i miss it. my dad owns a sweet shop and i dont fancy jonny depp. the album - less likely than anything!
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We can still ask...
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Feck it, me wants a jetpack!!! Think of all the groovy stuff you could do with one of those!!!
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My own Pub to get drunk and disorderly in.....

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emilystrange wrote:red dwarf. i miss it.
Me too. there's a Red Dwarf-shaped hole in my soul.
emilystrange wrote:the album - less likely than anything!
Yeah, I think I perhaps drifted a little bit too far into the realms of fantasy with that option.
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a Sisters-album - what a funny idea!
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Das machte viele Leute sehr wütend und wurde allenthalben als Schritt in die falsche Richtung angesehen."

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I voted footy , but unless there is a prize for biggest sporting bankruptcy , i aint holding my breath :urff: :urff: :urff: .............
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Looks like I'm gonna be the only one with a Holly Valance shaped present this year!
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CellThree wrote:Looks like I'm gonna be the only one with a Holly Valance shaped present this year!
You could always bring her down to my pub? :innocent: :P :twisted:
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Goat any joabs goin therr, ya Baw Bag?
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Red Sunsets wrote:Goat any joabs goin therr, ya Baw Bag?
Naw fae Fanny Baws! :wink: :D
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Taxi fur Colin Hunt! :P :wink: :lol:
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A ticket and a cheap boxing day flight to Athens
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Shoorley shome mistake Deb?
'A Hand On The Gun And A Ticket For Syria' :D
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My own Pub in Ireland then I would be happy and making money.
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New Sisters album - yeah right.

Jetpack - the old spectrum game?

a sweet shop - bad for the teeth

Ferrari Enzo - already got a VW golf, why would I want anything else? :roll:

Holly Valance - bad cellulite. I've seen it man.

Johnny Depp - Probably a nice bloke, but not my type.

Your football team to actually win something - had to vote for this. A constant dream. The Rams just staying in Div. 1 would do.

your own pub - I'd be dead within a week.

the Red Dwarf Movie to be finished - One step up from being a trekkie(!)

World Peace (you hippy!) - We've already got world peace, George Bush said so.
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cyn wrote:My own Pub in Ireland then I would be happy and making money.
Until the smoking ban comes in, that is! Then you will be miserable and broke, I'm afraid. Although apparently we can get round it with herbal ciggies.
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mh wrote:Until the smoking ban comes in, that is! Then you will be miserable and broke, I'm afraid. Although apparently we can get round it with herbal ciggies.
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Steve303 wrote:
Jetpack - the old spectrum game?
:notworthy: Ha ha ha! the greatest game of all time. But no, I meant a real life turbo rocket pack thing so you could soar through the air like superman. In today's paranoid world, though, you'd probably be shot down be the US military.
steve303 wrote:the Red Dwarf Movie to be finished - One step up from being a trekkie(!)
careful...
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vicus wrote:a Sisters-album - what a funny idea!
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Well, I'd love a new Sisters album as much as anyone, but I've had several of those in my lifetime. On the other hand, Chelsea have not won the Championship since 1955, and I was very far from born then. So, it had to be blue on gold.
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I went for the Enzo, I reckon it's a damn good carrot to dangle before Von in order to get a new Sisters album.
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Standard Liege ending second this year (and thusbeing able to qualify for next year's champion's leaugue would be a great christmas gift.... :)
winning will be difficult, but second is really plausible, if we win this weekend it's even getting likely :)
would be a premier in 15 years :)
shiny, shiny, shiny boots of leather....
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all i want for xmas is BlackHorizon and a new camera :D
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