this list is wank!

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Norman Hunter wrote:I've got a better Wank List.
Does it involve no. 6? ;D
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Hom_Corleone wrote:
Norman Hunter wrote:I've got a better Wank List.
Does it involve no. 6? ;D
Or a No. 18?

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Surely 44 should be allowed for Frankie Teardrop alone!
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weebleswobble wrote:Lists are subjective, it's not like it's a new law or something. These are the darkest albums: FACT. :lol:

I agree with some and think others are just plain stupid.

The Holy Bible is to me the darkest album ever made, bet it's not yours.
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In what way can This Nation's Saving Grace be considered "dark"? Jesus. Is this comic written solely by teenagers on work experience? As with Jimmy Savile and Hollyoaks, I'm constantly amazed the NME is still going. Its current staff appear to be have less musical knowledge than their 12 year old emo readership. Should have gone the way of Sounds / MM years ago.
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James Blast wrote:6, 22 and 43 I'll allow
And not #37, how odd!
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because I'm 52 and I remember when it came out, it was something else but not dark
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Am of approaching the same age and think it has some very dark moments, so dark that it invented a whole new thing....
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Nah, I wouldn't have called it "dark". It's certainly got a good line in ghoulish good humour, and presses all the right buttons for that in a very deliberate (but enjoyable despite that) manner, but it ain't dark.
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mh wrote:Nah, I wouldn't have called it "dark". It's certainly got a good line in ghoulish good humour, and presses all the right buttons for that in a very deliberate (but enjoyable despite that) manner, but it ain't dark.
Hard to imagine the Sabs (of that time point) doing anything deliberately.

Just the first minute of the album conjours up a darkness that wasn't there beforehand, yeah cartoon it may be viewed from today, but then it was very new and original.
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Case proved!

Next!

:lol:
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James Blast wrote:because I'm 52 and I remember when it came out, it was something else but not dark
AYe, but you remember THE Dark Ages!

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47 is a good album, don't know about dark?

But yeah that list isn't close to good. 22 obviously beats out the others.
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I'd agree with #48 because the mere mention of them make me want to kill them.
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You made me click back a page for Coldplay?
That's cold.
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At least their list doesn't include 'Black Parade' by My Chemical Romance, which I probably wouldn't dislike quite so much if I hadn't been subjected to it on quite so many long car journeys.
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