Poll: Your last 7 minutes on earth

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You have 7 minutes left on Earth. This could be up to 14 minutes if you don't have broadband, but that's the modern world for you. What would you like to do?

You have two choices:

A) Listen to 'Beyond the Pale' again.
B) Watch http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/landing/ ... ure=accept

Clues:
1: One has better music
2: B) has better trousers

Either:
*) Both are true, or:
#) Neither are true

I suggest you choose.....wisely.
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A bottle of Vin 5 Merlot, a nice cigar, comfy chair, Sisters - Toronto 1997 and something awful on the telly (I don't mean soap operas :wink:)
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[quote="Gripper"]You have 7 minutes left on Earth. This could be up to 14 minutes if you don't have broadband, but that's the modern world for you. What would you like to do?

You have two choices:

A) Listen to 'Beyond the Pale' again.

What do you mean "again" ? :eek:
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JonnyDelphium wrote:
Gripper wrote:You have 7 minutes left on Earth. This could be up to 14 minutes if you don't have broadband, but that's the modern world for you. What would you like to do?

You have two choices:

A) Listen to 'Beyond the Pale' again.

What do you mean "again" ? :eek:
Good call!
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I managed to avoid ever hearing that all the way thru and I'd like to keep it that way! Tower Of Zep was bad enough...
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JonnyDelphium wrote:I managed to avoid ever hearing that all the way thru and I'd like to keep it that way! Tower Of Zep was bad enough...
its worth a listen for the lyrics alone. made me pi$$ myself ;D
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Nooooooooooooooo Serpents Kiss for the vid when they weren't taking themselves too seriously(craig in a devils outfit) but wannabee Led Zep on that album? Sheesh!
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I still think of The Mish with fondness and Serpent's Kiss is a boss track even if the video looked like it cost a Giro to make :D
Hussey's solo on Wake - Knocking On Heaven's Door is still in my top 10. :P

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Yeah, thats a great performance of that song. Christ, even Body & Soul sounds good on that video
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I'd watch the "could I have one of those Winchesters now" Hopper/ Walken bit of True Romance with a good Shiraz and a cuppla fags*.


*insert own homophobic jokes here, you NAZIS. :roll:
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A shiraz, good man!
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Gripper wrote:You have 7 minutes left on Earth. This could be up to 14 minutes if you don't have broadband, but that's the modern world for you. What would you like to do?
Erm...sorry, but this is a family-friendly forum, innit? :oops: :twisted: :von:
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SINsister wrote:
Gripper wrote:You have 7 minutes left on Earth. This could be up to 14 minutes if you don't have broadband, but that's the modern world for you. What would you like to do?
Erm...sorry, but this is a family-friendly forum, innit? :oops: :twisted: :von:
You didn't want to use swears, did you? :eek:
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who is under 18 then?
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:x Now- c'mon, you're not playing the game. I really must insist.

What's it to be:
Beyond the pale or that cartoon on atomfilms?

And for those who REALLY must, I'll add in time for cigars and/or sex while you're listening to The Mish or watching the vid.
Though not with me, obviously. I'll be elsewhere, doing...other things.
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Beyond the Pale, Armageddon mix (that is right? the one with helicopters at the beginning) Very very LOUD~!

And a phone call to say I love you to someone special to me.



There ya go Gripper. A proper answer.

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Black Planet wrote:Beyond the Pale, Armageddon mix (that is right? the one with helicopters at the beginning) Very very LOUD~!

And a phone call to say I love you to someone special to me.



There ya go Gripper. A proper answer.

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Gripper wrote::x
And for those who REALLY must, I'll add in time for cigars and/or sex while you're listening to The Mish or watching the vid.
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Now thats just perverted :roll:
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No not at all. If I had more than 7 minutes, say 24 hours I'd do something over the top and yes it would involve sex.

But with only 7 min. I 'll settle for my mish.
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Black Planet wrote:No not at all. If I had more than 7 minutes, say 24 hours I'd do something over the top and yes it would involve sex.

But with only 7 min. I 'll settle for my mish.
Hehehe... Well, I *was* trying to be polite (see my silly post, above :roll:), but my last 7 minutes on earth would most definitely involve sex. Yes, SEX, SEX, SEX! As much, and as varied, as could possibly occur in 7 minutes. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:


Did I just say that? :eek: :oops: :innocent: :von:
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Quiff Boy wrote:
JonnyDelphium wrote:I managed to avoid ever hearing that all the way thru and I'd like to keep it that way! Tower Of Zep was bad enough...
its worth a listen for the lyrics alone. made me pi$$ myself ;D
Is that or is that not my childhood God Brian Cant on your avatar now? All hail the voice of Windy Miller!

Apart from that, seven minutes just isn't long enough for anything useful.

Or maybe I'm unrealistic.

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mayhem wrote:
Quiff Boy wrote:
JonnyDelphium wrote:I managed to avoid ever hearing that all the way thru and I'd like to keep it that way! Tower Of Zep was bad enough...
its worth a listen for the lyrics alone. made me pi$$ myself ;D
Is that or is that not my childhood God Brian Cant on your avatar now? All hail the voice of Windy Miller!

Apart from that, seven minutes just isn't long enough for anything useful.

Or maybe I'm unrealistic.

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correct-a-mundo. it is indeed the godlike mr cant :D
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Well there you go then, seven minutes of Camberwick Green would be infinitely preferable to either of the other options.

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Oi, what about Chigley? Or Trumpton?
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snowey wrote:Oi, what about Chigley? Or Trumpton?
Sorry. I stand corrected.

Seven minutes of any Trumptonshire programme then.

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