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It saddens me that the person whose t-shirt we salvaged at the gig on the 16th hasn't been back in touch via Mister T Sinister with regards to its safe and expeditious return.

Would the person in question please get in touch so that the shirt in question may be reunited with the body from which it was discarded in excited haste.

Thank you kindly.

marge xxx

Please note: there will be a postage and packaging fee levied for the service, cost dependant on method of delivery required.
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ahh, that may have been alistair purple light's - he mentioned that he'd lost his somewhere in the mosh pit :lol:
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I saw the title of this thread and thought it was a collection to buy Von a new t-shirt to wear on stage.
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It was indeed me. I spoke to the lady (I'm guessing you are said lady) who Tim pointed out as having my shirt (in the Dry Dock) and that lady said she would forward details to Tim via e-mail as she didn't have a pen and paper on her!

PM incoming! :D
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Purple Light wrote:It was indeed me. I spoke to the lady (I'm guessing you are said lady) who Tim pointed out as having my shirt (in the Dry Dock) and that lady said she would forward details to Tim via e-mail as she didn't have a pen and paper on her!

PM incoming! :D
heh, i think i really meant "get tim to sort out getting your details to me, as i have no idea who is who in this wretched hive of scum and villany..." and then promptly ignored the matter 'til the odour started to disrupt the sleeping patterns of the piglets (aka i got home and found no correspondence on the matter forthcoming) so decided to grab the devil by the horns and, as usual, do all the legwork!

damn cat herding.

marge xxx

anyone know offhand the average weight/cost of posting domestically a slightly damp size xl t-shirt?
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godgirl wrote:
Purple Light wrote:It was indeed me. I spoke to the lady (I'm guessing you are said lady) who Tim pointed out as having my shirt (in the Dry Dock) and that lady said she would forward details to Tim via e-mail as she didn't have a pen and paper on her!

PM incoming! :D
heh, i think i really meant "get tim to sort out getting your details to me, as i have no idea who is who in this wretched hive of scum and villany..." and then promptly ignored the matter 'til the odour started to disrupt the sleeping patterns of the piglets (aka i got home and found no correspondence on the matter forthcoming) so decided to grab the devil by the horns and, as usual, do all the legwork!

damn cat herding.

marge xxx

anyone know offhand the average weight/cost of posting domestically a slightly damp size xl t-shirt?
It'll be a couple of quid. No more than £4, certainly, and thats with recorded delivery added on.
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Vision wrote:
godgirl wrote:
anyone know offhand the average weight/cost of posting domestically a slightly damp size xl t-shirt?
It'll be a couple of quid. No more than £4, certainly, and thats with recorded delivery added on.
in which case i await an address and some stamps to that sort of value upon which a shirt shall meander its way northwards to god's own county etc etc...

:D

omg, did someone call me a lady up there earlier? *collapses in mirth*
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lazarus corporation wrote:I saw the title of this thread and thought it was a collection to buy Von a new t-shirt to wear on stage.
there is a plan in the works in that direction too, but of course, it's unlikely to involve a public(ish) appeal! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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If you dry it it shouldn't cost more than a couple of quid plus the jiffy bag :lol:

Ask for small packet. And if you're feeling really cheap, send it 2nd class ;D
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All sorted! :D

(that'll be a for medium jersey and not an XL :innocent: :wink: )
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Purple Light wrote:All sorted! :D

(that'll be a for medium jersey and not an XL :innocent: :wink: )

Actually, if it is an XL it isn't actually mine! :urff:
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Purple Light wrote:
Purple Light wrote:All sorted! :D

(that'll be a for medium jersey and not an XL :innocent: :wink: )

Actually, if it is an XL it isn't actually mine! :urff:
*peers gingerly into bag*

congratulations, it's a medium!


*puffs on cigar to reduce odour*


:lol: :lol: :lol:

marge xxx
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I think this one has run its course now 8)
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