Ways to coax new original songs from Eldritch...

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EvilBastard wrote:
S.O.D. wrote:I have a bass guitar, can I be in the band?
Naaah, sorry - they tried that once. Didn't work out so well - turns out the bass player had a pie-and-donut fixation, couldn't play, and spent all her time cutting the fingers off her gloves and back-combing. :lol:

Actualy that could be me, apart from the addiction is choc hobnobs, but to be honest i wouldnt mind bumping in to that ex bassist down a dark alley, i give her a choc hobnobbing !!!!!
I bet she still looks good in ribbons !!!
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Or we'd end up with an entire album singing the praises of cats.
The Sisters of Meowy.
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Well I got green eyes
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I knocked over over over over
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I pissed, I pissed the carpet
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And I say "meow..."
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lol Thats great :notworthy: :lol:
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million voices wrote:You had better register "Sistatorship" before somebody puts out an album bearing that name
£25,000 to whoever beats him to it ;D
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Has there been any concerted attempt on Heartland yet to petition/lobby major record companies to throw money at the Sisters?

I don't know if there's enough of us to make any of them listen, and I don't really know enough about what Eldritch is holding out for in terms of a deal - if anything - but since neither he or we are getting any younger, an avalanche of letters or emails to Polydor or Geffen or whoever probably can't hurt the chances of us seeing another album in our lifetimes. What do you other HLanders think?
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Record affairs are the band's own business ... unless you have an offer at hand they might not be able to reject ... :lol: ...
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Machine Regime wrote:Has there been any concerted attempt on Heartland yet to petition/lobby major record companies to throw money at the Sisters?

I don't know if there's enough of us to make any of them listen, and I don't really know enough about what Eldritch is holding out for in terms of a deal - if anything - but since neither he or we are getting any younger, an avalanche of letters or emails to Polydor or Geffen or whoever probably can't hurt the chances of us seeing another album in our lifetimes. What do you other HLanders think?
You vastly over-estimate our numbers and consequent market influence, I think.
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SOMEONE GET THE BALL ROLLING, WHERE DO i SIGN !!
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sultan2075 wrote:You vastly over-estimate our numbers and consequent market influence, I think.
Yeah. If you look at the board stats a quick back-of-the-envelope calculation shows that a third of all posts on HL are from the ten most active users...
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The computer says no :lol:
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Telling people Von's a wee bit more gay than Rob Halford or the latter's a wee bit more straight than the first, thus making the man pop out creatively while struck by genuine g**th outburts of rage as a consequence of my rather poignant advice.
:twisted: ????? :notworthy: !!!! :eek: :lol: zzzzzz :twisted:
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Eh?
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1. tell people Von's gay to get him out of his actual lair (meaning this one below) and have him come across Meatball's (Meatloaf's, sorry a little typo) brotha Mr. JIM SPIELBERG (STEINMAN, sorry again, isn't it a bit strange typos are chafing against me on a day like this?)

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2. kidnap Claire and demand bunloads of brand new songs (with a trifle more cowbell of course to spice up things a little) as an appropriate ransom or Von ye sucker will end up like this
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3. drop a few bombs in heaven and unchain spiggy from the shackles of the hideous spell that has him bound hand and feet up there ya know in the great gig in the sky, get the furry thing to the mastahh's bosom so that the mastahh may be brought down to tears and hopefully write a couple of classic tunes to kick some stenching arses all the way back this thread. It most likely ends up like this.
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Well that clears that up. :roll:
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demolitionsisters wrote: :lol: :notworthy:
I recognise your avatar as the one on the offical MET site for the b'day party :wink:

btw - your website, it's broked :cry:
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paint it black wrote:
demolitionsisters wrote: :lol: :notworthy:
I recognise your avatar as the one on the offical MET site for the b'day party :wink:

btw - your website, it's broken :cry:
I have no clue what you're talking about, whoever you think I am I am not. :von:
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demolitionsisters wrote:
paint it black wrote:
demolitionsisters wrote: :lol: :notworthy:
I recognise your avatar as the one on the offical MET site for the b'day party :wink:

btw - your website, it's broken :cry:
I have no clue what you're talking about, whoever you think I am I am not. :von:
I think you're me duh!

http://www.myheartland.co.uk/viewtopic. ... ht=#545755

and your website link broke. still if it makes you happy
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pardon my ignorance but who are those people anyway?
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I somehow think that www.dravalanchehasafeverandtheonlypresc ... owbell.com isn't a real web address...
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demolitionsisters wrote: :twisted: ????? :notworthy: !!!! :eek: :lol: zzzzzz :twisted:
Well, at least you've used up all the smileys so we don't have to put up with anyone else using them.
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demolitionsisters wrote:1. tell people Von's gay to get him out of his actual lair (meaning this one below) and have him come across Meatball's (Meatloaf's, sorry a little typo) brotha Mr. JIM SPIELBERG (STEINMAN, sorry again, isn't it a bit strange typos are chafing against me on a day like this?)

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2. kidnap Claire and demand bunloads of brand new songs (with a trifle more cowbell of course to spice up things a little) as an appropriate ransom or Von ye sucker will end up like this
Image

3. drop a few bombs in heaven and unchain spiggy from the shackles of the hideous spell that has him bound hand and feet up there ya know in the great gig in the sky, get the furry thing to the mastahh's bosom so that the mastahh may be brought down to tears and hopefully write a couple of classic tunes to kick some stenching arses all the way back this thread. It most likely ends up like this.
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:eek:

:lol:
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markfiend wrote:I somehow think that www.dravalanchehasafeverandtheonlypresc ... owbell.com isn't a real web address...
Oh my dear Mr. Holmes how did you come up with that arse-stinging phrase? :kiss:
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demolitionsisters wrote:
markfiend wrote:I somehow think that www.dravalanchehasafeverandtheonlypresc ... owbell.com isn't a real web address...
Oh my dear Mr. Holmes how did you come up with that arse-stinging phrase? :kiss:
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