I Am Back - Have I Missed Anything?

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Andy TG
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Good Evening One and All! :-)

AndyTheGoth ;-) - Large as Life! - I was gone for a while But I have returned!

My question is this - what have a missed - any news on an new Sisters CD, the *cough* URL for Alice 2004 Downloads, Von actually doing "something", "Planets Place and Grill" ;-) or That Guitarist "outed" as a "Pillock" etc etc?

Sorry to have been away so long - life kinda caught up with me and "Heartland" needed to step aside for a while - But all is know back to normal and I can annouce my Return To The Fold that is "My Heartland"

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YOU were supposed to be DJ-ing at planet's - big si stepped in
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Blimey, Andy; what HAVEN'T you missed?
*The new Sisters album got to number one in 72 countries, selling 130 million copies
*Von appeared on TOTP wearing a long black cape and pointy boots, with cobwebs painted on his temples
*Saddam Hussein was found; he had been hiding out as the lead singer in the m*****n ("I never thought anyone would notice!")
*Emily Strange led a revolutionary army to London, and was declared 'eternal leader of Britannia' in a coup (ALL HAIL EMILY STRANGE!)
*Black Planet brokered a peace deal between Israel and Palestine
*Quiff boy grew his quiff back (and a fine specimen it is too)
*Snowey saw the error of his ways and converted to Evertonianism
*So did Khepri ii
*Pikkrong made a huge plate of cottage pie, and fed all the world's hungry
*ALF made a glorious comeback
*So did Dangermouse
*The Sisters of Murphy appeared on CD:UK and terrified the audience
*Padstar Scored the winning try as England won the rugby world cup
*Sinsister won the 'miss world' contest in China
*Chairman Bux Won the turner prize last night for a selection of his venomous monologues
*Big Si ate a deep fried mars bar, and quite enjoyed it
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does this mean everyone has to do as i say?
no need to grovel ALL the time...
its looking good so far BS.
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just the usual dilettante pandering to the masses

Planet being ousted as chief illusory dreamer

Hal triumphantly retreating from the upper regions of noise to content

............and Black Shuck getting weirder by the day

;D
Just remember this. This rabble you keep talking about does most of the working, paying and dying in this community.
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who replaced BP and why?
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khepri II wrote: Hal triumphantly retreating from the upper regions of noise to content
Only because of time contraints :wink:
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emilystrange wrote:who replaced BP and why?
Yeah, I'd like to know too. :roll:

And you know, for Christmas I am having Von kidnapped and flown to a secret location where I'm gonna have my way with him.... :wink:
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Black Planet wrote:
emilystrange wrote:who replaced BP and why?
Yeah, I'd like to know too. :roll:

And you know, for Christmas I am having Von kidnapped and flown to a secret location where I'm gonna have my way with him.... :wink:

in that case you'll have to extricate him from this person's mantle-piece, where he presently being held captive in a life-size snowdome
Just remember this. This rabble you keep talking about does most of the working, paying and dying in this community.
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As all are now my subjects, I give Von to BP to do with as she wishes.
enjoy.
xx
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Aaah, the spirit of Christmas! Can I have a mudwrestle with Cheryl Tweedy?
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if you must..
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I didn't say that out loud, did I?

Still, now you've granted the wish it'd be rude not to...I'll need some water and the use of someone's garden...
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if i get mine with whoever i choose
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i'll try not to make the mud too dirty...if that's possible...
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Black Shuck wrote: *Sinsister won the 'miss world' contest in China
:eek: I did? *Faints* :von:
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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emilystrange wrote:if i get mine with whoever i choose
i'm at your disposal... ;)

:innocent: ;D
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join the queue QB i'm making a list.. may take a while..

well done Sin
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emilystrange
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and how am i supposed to get any work done now? *daydream drift*
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And I get nish all as usual.

Welcome back, Mr TheGoth.

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SINsister wrote:
Black Shuck wrote: *Sinsister won the 'miss world' contest in China
:eek: I did? *Faints* :von:
Yeah, at least you didn't win the other contest there.

Tall, attractive, buxom women need not apply. Sorry Sinnie.
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We've all discovered the delights of polls which has led to some interesting debates.
I've stopped being shy(cf my post count)and we've had a lot of new peeps join the ranks :D
Welcome back! :D :D :D
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Ich mich in diesem ort"
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khepri II wrote:
............and Black Shuck getting weirder by the day

;D
Wibble wibble I'm a vaccuum cleaner. The combine harvesters are plotting my downfall!
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Black Shuck wrote:
*Pikkrong made a huge plate of cottage pie, and fed all the world's hungry
and ate a half of it and now he's fat :D
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Black Shuck wrote: *Big Si ate a deep fried mars bar, and quite enjoyed it
Not me shucky, must have been Red Sunsets, I'm the one eating lobster! :wink: :twisted:
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