Aliens Turned Our Son Into A Fish Finger

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R.I.P. Daily and Sunday Sport

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-12958143
Having for nearly 20 and 25 years respectively offered a blend of punning headlines, celebrity gossip, soft p0rn and, when all else failed, entirely made-up stories, the titles have gone belly, and much else besides, up.
thank f**k for that.
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you mean that newspaper with titles as that ones below?

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interesting that survived so long :urff:
'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
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To be fair, they were right with that one. It was true.
The Telegraph and The Mail ran with similar stories on the same day. Although, The Mail got the type of plane wrong. Tut.
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They nicked all their best stories from the Weekly World News.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
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Aliens Turned Our Son Into A Fish Finger
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sounds like a Ramones song title
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markfiend wrote:They nicked all their best stories from the Weekly World News.
I miss the Weekly World News. Nobody else reported so well about Bat Boy.
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