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they're great, aren't they?

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yes.
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wtf brought that on?
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They're wonderful creatures! And there's even a brewery named after them:

http://www.badgerbrewery.com/

:wink: 8)
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Dunno really. I'm currently at work, really bored. So I decided to change my avatar. I like the idea that an Avatar should be a living creature, that expresses some part of your character. At the moment, I feel like a grumpy old git (don't worry, tomorrow I will probably feel like a squirrel). So I found one, and announced it to the world.

All of which proves that stories are like jokes, philosophies, and religions. Once you explain them, they're much less interesting.
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Scardwel wrote:They're wonderful creatures! And there's even a brewery named after them:

http://www.badgerbrewery.com/

:wink: 8)

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Elephants are better. Check the evidence:

1) They live in fridges.
2) They drive minis.
3) They parachute out of trees.

But I will grant you that badgers are damn good too.
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MrChris wrote:At the moment, I feel like a grumpy old git
Oi! badgers aint grumpy. just give em some mashed potato and they're on cloud nine.
MrChris wrote:All of which proves that stories are like jokes, philosophies, and religions. Once you explain them, they're much less interesting.
Von subscribes to the same philosophy.

and speaking of badgers, the people of Mansfield are very, very lucky:-
http://www.ents24.com/web/artist/10720/ ... adger.html
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im afraid there is no way to moderate such things....

and badgers are cool :)

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cant beat a few bottles of tanglefoot :-)
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Black Shuck wrote:yes.
Spooky...we took the whole of the school to Mansfield Palace Theatre, to see Jack and the Beanstalk......King Edmund and sidekick...none other than Bodger and Badger....MASH POTATO!!!
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JonnyDelphium wrote:cant beat a few bottles of tanglefoot :-)
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Whatever. Its still not a patch on "Hobgoblin"...
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badgers are so last year. penguins are the new badgers.

do you people know nothing?
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RicheyJames wrote:badgers are so last year. penguins are the new badgers.
What about carp?
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both monochrome mind.... perhaps thats the appeal ?

ppppp pickup a bader ??

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What??? You can get carp real ale now!?!? :P
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mugabe wrote:What about carp?
carp? are you insane?
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JonnyDelphium wrote:What??? You can get carp real ale now!?!? :P
well i guess it wouldn't taste any worse than the effluent you were on about earlier...
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RicheyJames wrote:carp? are you insane?
Insane is the new black.
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wrong again i'm afraid. marmalade is the new black.
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Hobgoblin effluent ? No wonder you thew yourself off that bridge..
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I'm terrified of badgers. Please show some respect.
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terrified? of badgers? :roll:
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RicheyJames wrote:terrified? of badgers? :roll:
Yes. Always have been. Carry on, mock the afflicted.
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