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What, no "Gnome of Darkness" title? p'shaw...
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f**king hell-----I've been on this planet for 41 years and I did not know there was a Father of Mediterranean Music........................I feel complete!! :lol:
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Tempted to add 'Demon Bastard Overlord', but would rather not get a Baxcorp-issue cruise missile through my window.

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timsinister wrote:Tempted to add 'Demon Bastard Overlord', but would rather not get a Baxcorp-issue cruise missile through my window.
Not a huge concern, I wouldn't think - given the parlous state of Britain's armed forces, and the knowledge that John Bull has to go cap-in-hand to the colonies for a lend of their planes, I understand that HMG has retained Baxcorp as a civilian contractor, so all of their cruise missiles are earmarked "Gaddaffi, colonel, for the use of".
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how about: Andrew Eldritch - Duke of Disappointment

it has a certain ring about it, the ring of truth
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EvilBastard wrote:
timsinister wrote:Tempted to add 'Demon Bastard Overlord', but would rather not get a Baxcorp-issue cruise missile through my window.
Not a huge concern, I wouldn't think - given the parlous state of Britain's armed forces, and the knowledge that John Bull has to go cap-in-hand to the colonies for a lend of their planes, I understand that HMG has retained Baxcorp as a civilian contractor, so all of their cruise missiles are earmarked "Gaddaffi, colonel, for the use of".
Reassuring, but no guarantee of avoiding a 'termination with extreme prejudice' m*****n up the M1 to Leeds Six...

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timsinister wrote:Reassuring, but no guarantee of avoiding a 'termination with extreme prejudice' m*****n up the M1 to Leeds Six...

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Then again, a targeted strike on Leeds Six might count as "gentrification"... :lol:
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you musta visited back in 81 when I first did (it was January too), I can assure you what calls itself Leeds these days is like Glass~gow, Mancville and Atlanta - an helluva lot better!

anyway, I got a better one: The Nabob of No New Product ;D
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James Blast wrote:you musta visited back in 81 when I first did (it was January too), I can assure you what calls itself Leeds these days is like Glass~gow, Mancville and Atlanta - an helluva lot better!

anyway, I got a better one: The Nabob of No New Product ;D
I was there a little later, but Senor Blast truths it - when I were in Leeds (and LS4 - none of this fancy student-livin' "Leeds Six" nonsense) there wasn't a Harvey Nix, there was barely a marks & sparks, the best we could do was Littlewoods.
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:eek: I still live in LS4
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markfiend wrote::eek: I still live in LS4
Beechwoods?
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I'm not sure I really want to reveal my address on open forum...

Suffice it to say: about 1/3 mile SW (ish) from the Beechwoods will put you in the right area.
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Point made, LS6 isn't exactly the warzone of ages past, you old veterans :wink:
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