Taxi driver crucifies himself

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Obviously a tragic and horrifying story but do they really believe he could have done it by himself?

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world ... 85908.html
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well I appreciate his efforts, he thought it through

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No mention of finding the drill I notice.

This is begging to be one of those " :eek: " threads
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hooray! our record is clear now since he died for our sins ? coke, booze and Thai hooker ? anyone ?
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stufarq wrote:Obviously a tragic and horrifying story but do they really believe he could have done it by himself?

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world ... 85908.html
That's a lot of damage to inflict on your own body...very suspicious.
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Worst case of suicide ever, huh?

Still, at least in the UK suspects have stopped falling down stairs in police stations.
Nowadays, they just get knocked down in public and filmed...
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timsinister wrote:That's a lot of damage to inflict on your own body....
...without passing out. There's also the sheer effort of hoisting himself up on the cross in that condition and with his feet tied. Self-inflicted my arse.
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the sucker is going to have to come up with one hell of an explanation when he rises from the grave in a couple of days. :innocent:
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is the meter running?
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christophe wrote:the sucker is going to have to come up with one hell of an explanation when he rises from the grave in a couple of days. :innocent:
People keep making Rapture jokes like there's no tomorrow...
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I'm a HEARTS supporter............I get crucified most weeks during the season :roll:
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