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tv ads :eek:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyU5uxpfyhk

Jammeeeeeeeeee

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wk4U2uJuFAI

We certainly don't have to take our clothes off

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeZeu8v7unM

Jackie....door

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6CcxJQq1x8

Cats with thumbs

Watching tv used to be so much fun :eek:
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Yeah I don't know what this trend is about, making deeply disturbing adverts. OK it will stick in your mind, but isn't the idea to create positive associations with your product?
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yeah..the cats with thumbs which is advertising milk is not quite right--cats are lactose intolerant..I'm sure that did not bother the ad makers :roll:
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the makers of 'Radio Halifax' must die!
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James Blast wrote:the makers of 'Radio Halifax' must die!
oh yes.

truly, truly awful adverts, full of the most verminous, loathsome and utterly repugnant people...

for the "benefit" of our european cousins who haven't had the dubious pleasure, i give you:

isa isa baby - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVIMMmqwe6Q

it's the head nodding that gets me, and the smugness :urff:

and even worse:

yeah yeah yeah yeah - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swC4UfWcNrY

they actually make me want to move my bank account away from the halifax :urff: :evil:
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<unofficial mod hat> Posting links like that will get you removed from the forum, consider this a warning. </unofficial mod hat>

:lol:
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i just felt that the world had to know :|

the horror... the horror...

sorry ;D
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That woman in the ISA ISA Baby advert needs a punch.
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that clint Gio Compario needs a guid shooin' too
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*shudder*
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Cats are evil. Fact. Just have damn good PR. Am worried about grass photographs growing on walls. An exhibition I'm curating opening in the People's republic of Derry if anyone's in that direction sat. night. Art and free beer! ;D
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abridged wrote:Cats are evil. Fact.
you'll get on well with mrs qb :lol:
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Just in case - All Cats are Bastards!
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James Blast wrote:Just in case - All Cats are Bastards!
& there was me thinking they were grey.

:innocent:
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meringue but very close, have a balloon Cureboi :lol:
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James Blast wrote:meringue but very close, have a balloon Cureboi :lol:
:P

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BTW, here's the baisturts responsible for the 'Halifax Radio' ads - http://www.dlkwlowe.com/
you'll be happy to know they have now lost the contract :D
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Quiff Boy wrote:i just felt that the world had to know :|

the horror... the horror...
Hello, island cousins, I'm so sorry! I thought German ads were $h!t, but now I know they are just boring and harmless.

PS - I don't want to sound aggressive but one punch won't be enough for the smoove-head-nod-woman :urff:
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I warned him missus, did he listen?

Did he feck! :lol:
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The thing is chaps - is you/we all moaned like fek about Howard Halifax, so they removed him and came up with these new methods of torture


Be careful what you wish for :lol:
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yeah but... Howard was a CLlNT too

at least the agency that gave us those hells has been dismissed, every cloud Missus ;D
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James Blast wrote:Just in case - All Cats are Bastards!
Actually...Image

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