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million voices wrote:I think it is rather nice that they waited until after THE Wedding so he did get to know what the dress looked like.
:lol: :notworthy:

The German chancellor said in a press conference, she was "very happy that OBinL has been killed".
Now the newspapers are full of eyebrow raising on how she could have said such a thing. I don't get it. Everyone says politicians are hypocrites. Then one (I bet in an accident) says the truth, and people still moan :roll: :lol:
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Elton John's just rush released a new charity single - 'Sandal in the Bin'
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I can see the Fox headlines now: "African-American orders death of 64-year-old spiritual leader"

I also hear that Donald Trump is already demanding to see the death certificate (long-form version).
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Did you see Obama ripping in to Trump in that press conference where he showed his "birth video"? Was pretty funny seeing Trumps face. Never quite understood Trump being such a big deal anyway. His debts outstrip his assets by millions.
lazarus corporation wrote:Unfortunately now the CPS gets its chance to try to get the PC off the hook (usual excuses being "prosecution not in the public interest", "not enough evidence","he's a copper and they're our mates" etc) before any possibility of a trial.
Aye, there was some jiggery-pokery beforehand if memory serves. The CPS dragged out their decision about criminal proceedings for so long that the time elapsed that would have allowed a civil suit.
(BTW, apologies for my last remark to you. In a foul mood at the time, but thats no excuse.)
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DeWinter wrote:(BTW, apologies for my last remark to you. In a foul mood at the time, but thats no excuse.)
No problem at all - I've had days like that.
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Meanwhile, in Brighton news:

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Fighting nuns! by fred pipes, on Flickr
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Should be a hell of a fight :lol:
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Sita wrote:Should be a hell of a fight :lol:
All it needs now is for the Lady Boys of Bangkok (who are currently also in town) to join in...
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http://arxiv.org/abs/1105.2862v1

Dark Entries :eek:
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just in case you don't have a telly - the 'beast' in Ireland

very funny :lol:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-13507728
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http://eu.greekreporter.com/2011/05/08/ ... in-russia/
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Fruitcake moves the goalposts

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13516796


Get the t shirt here

http://www.redbubble.com/people/colinke ... ture-shirt

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the dick's said his calculations are out and it's October now... some people never learns
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James Blast wrote:the dick's said his calculations are out and it's October now... some people never learns
Perhaps someone hit the "Rapture snooze button"

I like this comment.
Over the weekend, he said, he had returned to the scripture and it had "dawned" on him that a "merciful and compassionate God" would spare humanity by compressing the apocalyptic destruction into a shorter time frame.

:eek: :eek:

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he's rilly aff his chump

I'd like it noted here that I am spending my hard earned pension on stupid shit like big massif swelling tellys, Mac PowerBooks, patio furniture, water features, more speakers, beer, fags and Chinese Food :lol:
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World's most pierced woman gets married to balding civil servant

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... rvant.html

Very "low-key" huh?
National news paper & internet coverage.
:roll:
Do you think she has problems at airports?
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Lady Thatcher will not be seeing Sarah Palin. That would be belittling for Margaret. Sarah Palin is nuts.

I laughed. ;D
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This tickled me today. Another quality piece from the Beeb.

Leicester City Council 'not ready' for zombie attack

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-le ... e-13713798
Zombie letter in full

Dear Leicester City Council,

Can you please let us know what provisions you have in place in the event of a zombie invasion? Having watched several films it is clear that preparation for such an event is poor and one that councils throughout the kingdom must prepare for.

Please provide any information you may have.

Yours faithfully,

Concerned Citizen
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BRAINS!

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Furious Dr. interrupts Cleggaron photo op
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... z40Cd8fHoo
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James Blast wrote:Furious Dr. interrupts Cleggaron photo op
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... z40Cd8fHoo
go doc!! :twisted: :notworthy: :lol:

this is what he should have said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLEMT2yF ... e=youtu.be

note: the audio is NSFW
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I'm not a particular fan of Joss Stone but I think killing her would have been a bit much. o.O
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Following on from this
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-le ... e-13713798

....this
Zombie enthusiasts plan to 'attack' Leicester


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england...shire-13790428
"There's a pub that has offered the zombies refuge after our 'attack', so we'll probably do that,"


I wonder if it's called The Winchester??
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...and wait for all this to blow over.

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timsinister wrote:Image

...and wait for all this to blow over.

:lol:
:lol: :lol:
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