Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
mh
Above the Chemist
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10 Dec 2003, 15:21
markfiend wrote:
One of my colleagues is out of the office for lunch, so I've installed this "for him". He knows ****-all about how to work his computer so he won't be able to get rid.
I've just had my speakers physically wrenched out of my PC over lunch time.
If I told them once, I told them a hundred times to put 'Spinal Tap' first and 'Puppet Show' last.
6FeetOver
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10 Dec 2003, 16:48
Wtf is a "stoat"?
Big Si
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Scardwel
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10 Dec 2003, 16:57
it's a big rodent, similar to a ferret... (you do knoe what a ferret is now, don't you?)
The Scene won't save you...
Quiff Boy
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10 Dec 2003, 17:00
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
mh
Above the Chemist
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10 Dec 2003, 17:02
Mmmmmm - wouldn't like to meet him in a dark alley!!! I can see why the Chairman likes them now.
If I told them once, I told them a hundred times to put 'Spinal Tap' first and 'Puppet Show' last.
6FeetOver
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10 Dec 2003, 17:23
Scardwel wrote: (you do knoe what a ferret is now, don't you?)
Yes, thank you, dear...
6FeetOver
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10 Dec 2003, 17:24
I'll say! Ugly little fellow, isn't he?
Debaser
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10 Dec 2003, 18:24
SINsister wrote: Wtf is a "stoat"?
A weazel is weazellay recognised....but a stoat...a stoat is stoatally different
I fanqueue
Don't hurt me Quiff...
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Debaser
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10 Dec 2003, 18:27
markfiend wrote: How do you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?
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A weasel is weasily recognised, but a stoat is stoatally different.
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I'll get me coat.
OH I DOOOOOOOOOOOOO apologise... I read threads backwards....sowee
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Debaser
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10 Dec 2003, 18:29
Black Shuck wrote: MrChris wrote: At the moment, I feel like a grumpy old git
Oi! badgers aint grumpy. just give em some mashed potato and they're on cloud nine.
MrChris wrote: All of which proves that stories are like jokes, philosophies, and religions. Once you explain them, they're much less interesting.
Von subscribes to the same philosophy.
and speaking of badgers, the people of Mansfield are very, very lucky:-
http://www.ents24.com/web/artist/10720/ ... adger.html
BLIMMIN HECK.....I really am daft...I posted about three after this...and hadn't even noticed this link.
I blame ignorance...oh and a smidgeon of daftness..
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elguiri
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10 Dec 2003, 19:44
mh wrote: I still say elephants are better.
it would of course , depend on which one's s**t you have just stood in.......
"Very Elderly Bastard Groovy"