If I am your leader...

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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emilystrange
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After consultation, paddy has been appointed Musical Adjutant. ask him what he does.

I have decided to keep....
All emilystrange merchandise
Justin and Dan Hawkins (which will be easy on this forum)
David Beckham
A goodly portion of the nation's tiara count and black hairdye and eyeliner
Von's contract to ensure good behaviour and some recording action from that quarter

i hope that it isn't too much. Thank you.

any one else want a present? the rest is up for grabs
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khepri II
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emilystrange wrote:BP - tiaras are all yours.
I have no wish to be Catherine the Great.. that was horrible Khepri.
BP has andrew in a cage already and i dont fancy him... gigs sorted..just the male harem then! i'll make another list
Hi mommy I'm home :innocent:
Just remember this. This rabble you keep talking about does most of the working, paying and dying in this community.
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emilystrange
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hmmm. khepri... now WHAT are we going to do with you?
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emilystrange wrote:hmmm. khepri... now WHAT are we going to do with you?
Oh, Em, I'm sure you'll think of something... :twisted:
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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emilystrange
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oh yes.. but which one? although in this case, the punishment should fit the crime.. where's that horse?
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emilystrange wrote:oh yes.. but which one? although in this case, the punishment should fit the crime.. where's that horse?
Which horse?

Red Rum :innocent: :innocent:
Just remember this. This rabble you keep talking about does most of the working, paying and dying in this community.
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Black Planet
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emilystrange wrote: any one else want a present? the rest is up for grabs
I want a huge flat in London, near Victoria Station. I want my own Tattoo Parlour er Establishment in Soho, and I want the 333 Club too. I want a job at the NAO...well actually you can sack Sir Bourne and replace him with me. :wink:

I'd like 10 pair of leather pants, boots to match, pink sweaters, and a long leather riding coat, like DI wore into Planets ala Sharon Stone.

A life time supply of Chanel cosmetics and perfume. Lifetime pampering at some spa somewhere warm.

If you want I can go on. I have no lack of imagination or desire .... Lastly I'd like Mark Manning on a leash. 8) He and Von shall make a nice matched pair of Pets. :twisted: :twisted:

Thank you oh great Leader for the bounties you bestow upon me.

:von: :von: :von:
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as long as we get free stuff from your establishments...
and i'm not convinced about pink sweaters but it is xmas.
xx
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emilystrange wrote:as long as we get free stuff from your establishments...
and i'm not convinced about pink sweaters but it is xmas.
xx
Sorry about pink..it's this vision (thing) I have...me in Pink with Andrew. :wink:

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May I request something if it isn't too much?
I'd like Viggo Moretensen(looking like Aragorn all the time :twisted: mmm) and a nice little flatlet not too far from BP's so I can get some more luvverly tattoos done and pop round to say hi to her and the fellows.
That would be rather spiffing
Thank you :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:
PS Can I give up work intirely and spend all my time pandering to mr Mortensens whims too? :) :wink: :twisted:

Ps BP you naughty girl!!! What an avatar :notworthy:
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Angelchild wrote:May I request something if it isn't too much?
I'd like Viggo Moretensen(looking like Aragorn all the time :twisted: mmm) and a nice little flatlet not too far from BP's so I can get some more luvverly tattoos done and pop round to say hi to her and the fellows.
That would be rather spiffing
Thank you :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:
PS Can I give up work intirely and spend all my time pandering to mr Mortensens whims too? :) :wink: :twisted:

Ps BP you naughty girl!!! What an avatar :notworthy:
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Only if I can have Miranda Otto (Eowyn) :P

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Big Si wrote:
Angelchild wrote:May I request something if it isn't too much?
I'd like Viggo Moretensen(looking like Aragorn all the time :twisted: mmm) and a nice little flatlet not too far from BP's so I can get some more luvverly tattoos done and pop round to say hi to her and the fellows.
That would be rather spiffing
Thank you :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:
PS Can I give up work intirely and spend all my time pandering to mr Mortensens whims too? :) :wink: :twisted:

Ps BP you naughty girl!!! What an avatar :notworthy:
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Good god he is lovely. We'll add him to the kennel, and since we are neighbors now....it will be easy to share our pets. :wink: LMAO..

Bad Girls are more fun, right AC? :notworthy:
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Hmmm...I think Viggo's a bit too *old* for me, hehehe... :twisted:
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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SINsister wrote:Hmmm...I think Viggo's a bit too *old* for me, hehehe... :twisted:
That's good, cuz that mean's Andrew's too old as well. :twisted: :twisted:
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i've got who i want. 'borrow' who you like! but ask first its only polite....
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Black Planet
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emilystrange wrote:i've got who i want. 'borrow' who you like! but ask first its only polite....
Not a big Beckham fan.... :roll: but I will share mine pets anytime you'd like. :wink:
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Dear Leader for xmas can you get me my very own pet Otter please! I promise I've been a good boy this year :wink: :D
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can i have a REALLY good pair of black jeans? and get conan o'brien on british telly? and a big sack of bakers complete for the dog? and black horizon? and lacrimosa to play in sheffield? what about deine lakaien?

please?
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Sunsonic wrote:Dear Leader for xmas can you get me my very own pet Otter please! I promise I've been a good boy this year :wink: :D
Dear sunsonic...

Emily will grant your wish. Otters are sweet... I want a hug. :kiss:
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i suggest you all show your special Heartland id - tba - which will entitle you to your heart's desires.
BP - i might borrow Viggo once in a while.. but the three i have will do for now ta. lol.
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emilystrange wrote:i suggest you all show your special Heartland id - tba - which will entitle you to your heart's desires.
BP - i might borrow Viggo once in a while.. but the three i have will do for now ta. lol.
Of course :) You are Empress and ruler :notworthy:
And we are a sharing community.
Thank you :)
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Black Planet
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Agreed.
Viggo..what a babe. And Andy and Z are at your disposal, you too AC...any time.

:):):):)

I love fantasies...
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I still want a place in the sun, money & stuff and of course a ticket for Syria.
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emilystrange wrote: I have decided to keep....
All emilystrange merchandise
:eek: :( Does this mean you're going to confiscate all of my E.S. stuff?
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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emilystrange
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not if you already have it.. i want only cool people to have it.
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