Anyone up for a game of Mornington Crescent?

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I'll start:

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the-happening wrote:Chancery Lane
Nice one. I see where you are going.

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Kensington High St.

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James Blast wrote:Kensington High St.

blocks any move under Stovald's Inversion rev. 2.0
Would that be High St Kensington

if so Turnpike Lane
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Drat!
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seeing as it was Wednesday yesterday, it's short rules today so

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Is it too early to play

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Certainly not.

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Ah! The Nowizki-Treppenhaul defence?

Pimlico.
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Now you probably thought you had got me by using the 'Cobblethorpes 1960 Beeching execution variant'
However I'll see your 'Pimlico' and nip across to

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Glasgow Queen St. (lower level)
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Ah, so we're using George IV's rules...

In that case, Heathrow Terminals 1, 2 & 3.
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Jeremiah wrote:Ah, so we're using George IV's rules...

In that case, Heathrow Terminals 1, 2 & 3.
I thought Mr B had headed off down the 'Sheridan Loop' :)
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Shunt!
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stufarq wrote:Shunt!
Fine. Be like that.

Smethwick Rolfe Street.

Fuck all y'all :P
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please what kind of game is this? *totally lost*
it's all about circles and spirals
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EB ~ i could have followed that linky if you weren't that quick!

:wink: i guess i should check it out on wiki ...
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MadameButterfly wrote:please what kind of game is this? *totally lost*
Explanation

Anyhoo, I'll move to Uxbridge.
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I'm forced to invoke the Colonial Peasant Manoeuvre . . .

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markfiend wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:please what kind of game is this? *totally lost*
Explanation
Spoilsport!

On a a now defunct forum a few years ago, we had a similar situation. We encouraged the confused person to join in, explaining that he had to work out the rules as he went along. Needless to say he won on his first attempt and hadn't a clue how he'd managed it.

Anyway, in honour of today's mindless hysteria: Platform 9¾
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stufarq wrote:Spoilsport!
Sorry.
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markfiend wrote:
stufarq wrote:Spoilsport!
Sorry.
Then you're forgiven. Let's never fight again.
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